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 You think you can cook? Psht, you can't cook. You don't know how to cook. You may think you can, but ooooh, nooo, noooo, noo, no! You have been kidding yourself for too long. You don't KNOW what cooking is until you have tried Iron Chef Gangster #2 Karate Chop yo Ass biatch's food. You have zero clue. He fights crime WHILE cooking. He's karate chopping niccuhs ass WHILE cooking. He irons clothes WHILE cooking. He grabs the knifes and a dish is instantly made. He is... oh, yes, he is.. IRON CHEF!

 HIIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

 Now jump up and karate chop and karate kick biatches!


- PINK POWER!-
To say the least...

 He <3s \/\//-\|_/\/\/-\|2T!

 2nd realest GangstA fo shizzay

 When the hurricane hits, he's going to be flown into my closet and I'm going to keep him  hostage for ever and ever and ever and feed that niccuh peanutbutter crackers! MUAHAHA!

 He just insists on the molestion of red ass-shaped with little eyes everywhere called STRAWBERRIES. Yes, suh!

 Don't fooled by his innocent looks. He'll rape your grandmother and take your wang at the same time. I know this because I was a  victim of such events. )= [[Yes, still scarred.]]

 He likes to look at pornographic still images of ... of... -weeps- MY MOTHER'S DOG'S KID'S MILK'S MINOSCULE PARASITES. =(

 He is a Pre-Vert. Do not be fooled by his kindness.

 He tried to phone-sex with me and I was like "please don't! don't do it! I be of you for the sake of my CHEEL-DREN! " He responded.. he.. oooh, he responded with "I jizzed on your strawberries.. you like that huh? They liked it. Oh, yes, they did! Now they're flashing me their tits. You like that, huh? You love me talking about your whore-ish little cheel-dren, huh? OooOo, they took their seeds off. You like that, huh?  Those seeds look nice too." I..I... was speechless... my mouth ached with all the jizz I had jizzed into my mouth from my wang because he indeed had accomplished his task! )= Now I like to make-out with my little red sweeties thanks to him.

 DO NOT BE FOOLED BY SUCH GANGSTER! He may look like he doesn't fight but you better watch it! He'll karate chop your ass in half and still have enough breaths left to say  HIIIIIIII-YAAAAHHH!



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