(October 8, 2004)
Descriptions:
Body - My body's voice: doesn't get along with/agree with anyone (likes to think of himself as Aram)
Brain - My brain's voice: has a very perverse sense of humor and view of the world
Heart - My heart's voice: tries to settle disputes between the muses; pacifist; is like a hippy ("A big cuddly one!" - Heart)
James - Very liberal, although being a little preppish you might have thought otherwise
Xoreq - Very intelligent, very liberal, very much dislikes the current state of politics and the world; relates most to Jeriah in MIH
Silenthia - Female undead rogue: is willing to talk seriously for this one conversation ("I said TRY, not necissarily DO... humans..." - Silenthia)
Lak - Uber geek, easily confused, and is generally the saddest saddest little man there is; think of Beriah... except more geeky, and just as unintelligent
Jeff - I often feel like Gamal, and am very liberal myself; oh and Billy Bob only has a minor role and so isn't listed in these Descriptions ("Awww... *cries, and then goes out with his BB Gun to his four-wheeler*." - Billy Bob)
Jeff: Well good evening ladies and gentlemen, tonight: a serious topic. Politics.
Lak: I like Politik, it's a good song. Starts a little loud though. A rarity for Coldplay, to start a song that loud.
Jeff: Um... actually I meant the topic of politics... not really--
Silenthia: Moron. Lak, honestly, why would we have a serious debate about a song?
Heart: Well debates should be based on informing others, and Silenthia I'd appreciate it if you'd inform a little bit less... critically.
Silenthia: Bite me, Heart.
Heart: That isn't really possible, seeing as I don't technically have one, that and the fact--
Brain: GIRL FIGHT! GIRL FIGHT!
Jeff: *Stabs Brain*
James: *Stabs Brain*
Xoreq: *Stabs Brain*
Silenthia: *Stabs Brain*
Brain: *Bleeds profusely from multiple stab wounds*
Jeff: NOW maybe we can get onto politics. Now lets start with Bush, though I didn't see his and--
Brain: HAHA you said BUSH!!
Jeff: Yeah... it's the name of our president.
Brain: HAHA BUSH!! HAHAHA BUSH!!!
Jeff: ......
Silenthia: May I?
James: Please.
Silenthia: *Does a backstab, shadow strike, and finishing move on Brain*
Brain: *Dies*
Jeff: ....maybe we should start with the Edwards and Cheiney debate.
Xoreq: I heard it was more of a fist fight... with words.
James: All the quotes were pretty much just arguing back and forth it seemed. However, it also sounds like Edwards won.
Silenthia: I'm partial to Kerry/Edwards myself.
Jeff: Wow... you agree with us?
Silenthia: The only topic I assure you.
James: See, Edwards and Cheiney were going back and fourth, but Cheiney lied upwards of three times. So that's minus points there already.
Xoreq: I agree, it's bad enough that our current heads of government lie to get us to go to war, but now they're lying to try to stay in office.
Jeff: Silenthia, why exactly do you agree with us?
James: Hey Xoreq, what do you think about that Fahrenhype 9/11 thing that Jeff looked at?
Silenthia: It was mostly being controlled by the Lich King for so long, having no will, and then trying to be tricked into letting him control me again. It sounds a lot like the current president of the United States.
Xoreq: I thought it was stupid, that trailer showed nothing except for old republicans saying "Michael Moore is lying, and sucks". It really made me feel like Michael Moore was MORE right than less right.
Jeff: Yeah being mind controlled... sounds a lot like the current US situation.
James: Michael Moore had facts, whereas that other guy, Dick Morris, had his buddies get on camera and say shit (that wasn't proveable) about Michael Moore.
Lak: Now Silenthia is free! Thanks to WHAT THE HELL?!!
Xoreq: Yeah I... agree... what is it Lak?
Jeff: Seriously... random outburst.
Lak: JEFF!! YOU JUST SAW THAT TOO!!
Jeff: Yeah I did... it sucks. A lot.
James: Poor Sarah...
Jeff: Yeah...
Lak: ....COME ON!!! THE OPEN BETA IS GOING TO START SOON AND THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF BREAK!! Doesn't that SUCK?!
Jeff: Well yeah, but I mean I missed the closed beta sign up almost completely. Actually it was completely.
Lak: Aren't you EXCITED?!
Jeff: ....to lose my life again? A little...
Silenthia: I WILL BE REBORN!!
Jeff: ....well there goes that little bit of excitement....
Silenthia: It means I won't be here anymore.
Jeff: ....and here comes that excitement again....
Lak: Oh yeah I gotta find a good alliance character to play with Jacob and his friend too!
Jeff: ....damn. Lost in another game again. First War3, now this, what's next--
Lak: WHAT?! What do you mean first war3? Warcraft 3 was only like my 80th obsession!
Jeff: ....yeah... I'm going to get more obsessed with music now.
James: Hell yeah. High five brotha!
Jeff: *High fives James*
Xoreq: Welcome to the light side of the force.
Lak: NUH UH!! THat's the DARK side I'll have you know.
Jeff: Well this is the side that Sarah is on, so if she's on the dark side, so am I.
Lak: Psh... fine. Damn dark side bastards...
Silenthia: Come Lak, we don't need them.
Lak: *takes Silenthia's arm* We will be seeing you guys later, perhaps. Perhaps not. Jeff, I will be seeing you shortly.
Silenthia: Body, keep them in line will ya?
Body: *salutes Silenthia* Yes Maam!
Silenthia: At ease, Body. Later all. *walks off with Lak*
Jeff: .....
James: .....
Xoreq: .....
Heart: .....
Body: .....
Brain: .....*is still dead*
Jeff: Yeah... I gotta go sign up for that as soon as it comes available.
James: ....yeah we know, Jeff. Just don't loose too much time in it.
Xoreq: ....please. Look at what happened to you last time. You got pretty rough around the edges.
Jeff: Look I know guys, but my entire life before Sarah, before relationships, before LIVING was computer games. It isn't easy to give them up, especially the series that I've dedicated many years of my life to.
Heart: Jeff.....
Jeff: Look.... I'll manage my time. I've been more motivated than ever now, probably because of doing things like *this* in letting you all speak...
James: Which we appreciate, I assure you.
Xoreq: Definately.
Body: Yeah yeah... you've always heard me complain all the time, it's the other guys that you're talking about.
Jeff: Actually it was what you said before, Body, that helped get me motivated.
Body: .....really?
Jeff: Honestly: yes.
Body: Jeff... I...
Heart: Jeff...
Jeff: Look, I know that you all will suffer a little from me playing World of Warcraft... and Sarah might have to put up with a little bit of my complaining... but... games like Warcraft really helped me when I had to deal with life. They let me get away, they may have weakened me in the process, but they shapped who I am. I'm not as reclusive as I once was, I'm not as... well single minded either. I am learning how to play games and get better at them. Actually formulate different strategies. I've actually started to grow and part of it is thanks to computer games.... as time and life consuming as they may be.
Heart: Jeff, I for one understand and won't criticize you for playing World of Warcraft.
James: Well the graphics are cool and all.... though the music could use some work...
Jeff: Yeah it could. Definately.
Xoreq: You HAVE to work on getting into a guild.
Jeff: Yeah I will, or atleast play often with Jacob. I've lacked social skills from gaming, and now that I've got the opportunity to get it back from gaming, I won't let it pass by.
James: ....damn you and your... making too much sense.
Body: I swear if you let me rot...
Jeff: You'll be free to talk my ass into straightening out day in and out, from now on.
Body: You won't ignore me?
Jeff: Not as much.
Body: Better than nothing!
Heart: Um... it's like 1:42 now...
Jeff: Yeah I should go to bed. Oh man... that thing that Lak was gonna say got totally lost now. I can't remember who it was. He was searching for it when he saw the open beta coming soon.
Billy Bob: *yawns* Wha? Huh? Where did all noise come from a while ago?
Jeff: ....have you just been sleeping?
Billy Bob: Um.... no. *yawns again* Okay yes. But um... it is like well... almost 2 AM.
Jeff: Okay... okay. I'm going to bed now.
James: Good. Oh... um Sarah if you read this, or when more like, just to let you know that I had--
Jeff: I.
James: ...yeah Jeff *rolls eyes* had a great time today. Oh yeah, Jeff *hits his shoulder* you gotta ask your mom about Animazement already.
Jeff: Ha completely forgot.
Xoreq: Come on now, don't.
James: It's damn important for my social status.
Jeff: ...how?
James: It is. Shut up. Just do it already.
Jeff: Yeah I will. I'll do it when I transfer money from my account to mom's, 'cause she said she needed to do that soon to get that $700.
James: Good. Okay yeah. Now you can go to sleep Jeff.
Jeff: Thanks for your permission James. *Hits him back*
Heart: Less hitting of each other, more hitting of the bed.
Everyone nods in agreement
Silenthia: *reenters without Lak* Stupid little Lak...
Lak: *runs in after Silenthia* SOON!! SOON!! I swear it!!
Jeff: STOP you two. One second.
Silenthia: What?!
Jeff: All together now:...
Silenthia: *sighs heavily* FINE.
Everyone: All of us love you Sarah,
Silenthia: *cough* ...some less than others...
Jeff: *stabs Silenthia through her undead face*
Silenthia: *falls dead ontop of Brain*
Jeff: WE really do love you. Er... I do. *looks around at the empty room* Um... yeah. Time to sleep. Good night!
Everyone leaves.
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