(October 4, 2004)
Descriptions:
Body - The voice of my body, usually doesn't get along with anyone, and doesn't like to agree with anyone
Brain - The voice of my brain, almost always in the bad place, or over analyzing things that go on in my life; gets along well with Billy Bob more than anyone else
Heart - The voice of my heart, is the only one who really feels like she has accomplished anything in the past years, and tries to settle disputes between the muses; pacifist
James - Is nice to everyone, good looking, polite, well spoken, intelligent, and more than a little full of himself; gets along with Xoreq more than anyone else
Xoreq - Is a five year old, and very intelligent, black boy; generally everyone likes (or doesn't hate) him more than everyone else, since there are no reasons to hate him generally; is more reserved than James, and more respectful, and not full of himself, but gets along with James more than anyone else; the newest muse, trying to get a foot in
Silenthia - Female undead rogue, who is sick off all the humans and how irritating they all are; is a bitch; wants everything her way, or she'll stab you or throw a knife or dagger at you; puts up with Lak more than anyone else, and hates everyone
Lak - An eccentric geek, who likes to follow Silenthia around and comment on everything that she does, and knows far too much useless information from the many games he has played in his existance; one of the oldest muses, yet doesn't act like it
Billy Bob - A southern boy, very country/hickville/redneck; is very lacking in intellect, and likes to hang out with Brain because of Brain's jokes, and everyone else makes him feel stupid (which, granted, he is)
Jeff - The summation of all of the above, or none of the above; me, in other words
Jeff: Okay well it's time to actually write down some of these conversations that I've been having with my muses, if you all will introduce yourselves it'll make things a LOT easier.
Lak: Well um... you see I'm Lak... as it says on the side there and-
Silenthia: Oh hurry up... damned humans taking forever to make decisions. That's why your damned kingdom fell BOTH times: one at our hands and the other time at the hands of those brutish Orcs. Oh and by the way, I'm Silenthia.
Billy Bob: Well I'm guessing it's my turn now. *tips cowboy hat* I'm Billy Bob that I am, though my friends may call me just Billy or just Bill.
Xoreq: Well I don't like to make myself known very well, I prefer to watch things on the outside, but when I do enter the conversation you may refer to me as I have been so labeled: Xoreq. Unusual I know, but once you get to know me a little better than perhaps you will get my unique personality goes with my unique name.
James: Excellent introduction Xoreq, hats off to you, though Billy already took his hat off... and I don't wear hats, so... well that's about all. Nice to meet you everyone, I'm James, the most attractive of the bunch, since it consists of a geek, an undead woman, a country hick, a small boy, and me so far. Obviously there's only one person who would be attractive... unless of course you're like Michael Jackson... in which case leave. Xoreq doesn't like any of that stuff.
Xoreq: Yeah... I think I'll stick with other five year olds for the moment... I mean a few months difference is a lot when you've got less than 100 piled up.
Silenthia: Well I've got more years than you've got months, so quiet. You're disturbing my hunting. *stealths and starts stalking a wild boar*
Lak: Excellent! I'm coming too! You're so COOL when you go stealth-like...
Silenthia: *throws a knife at Lak*
Lak: Hey... those aren't cheap you know, not good to waste throwing those at me.
Silenthia: *unstealths* Well you're bleeding now.
Lak: *bleeds* So I am. *passes out*
Jeff: Hey... no blood on the carpet!
Brain: Mmmm blood....
Body: STFU brain... actually everyone STFU I'm sick of your babblings.
Heart: Yeah lets not have any murder here... and body... calm down. I know you haven't been treated very well lately but please remember that you are the basis of which we all are contained.
Body: That's why I can't stand any of you... I have to put up with you each all the damn time!
Jeff: Well technically we ALL have to deal with each other all the time...
Body: STFU Jeff... eat healthy for once in your damned existance.
Jeff: .....
Heart: Well come on Body, be gentle on him...
Body: OH OKAY... I'm sorry Jeff for being HONEST. How about you actually do a little work out now and then too? I mean, unless you want to be a pussy all your life.
Heart: BODY!! Come now... lets not get so aggressive that we all have to separate for a while, that never ends out well.
Jeff: ...*sigh* he just speaks the truth.
Body: Ha told you. He even admits it, the stupid pussy.
Brain: He isn't a pussy! He's a guy!!
Billy Bob: LOL too true! Too too true!! He can't be a pussy because he's a-
Silenthia: Oh shut up Billy, no one cares how stupid you are. Lak... back off a little. Personal bubble rule? Back off like four feet... atleast.
Lak: Oh sorry... but... um... I uh really like your armor.
Silenthia: I took it off. I've just got my basic clothing on.
Lak: .....um... yeah... well I like that.
Brain: Looks like somebody likes somebody else!!
Billy Bob: Oh really?! Who? Tell tell tell tell!!!
Jeff: Oh come on Billy, isn't it obvious?
Billy Bob: ...should it be?
Silenthia: Even I pick up on it, you dumb-ass country hick.
Billy Bob: ....
Heart: Soft Silenthia, we all are friends here.
Body: So says you.
Heart: Yes, so says me. We all live together right? That means we MUST be friends.
Jeff: Actually... that would mean we're more like family.
Xoreq: Well actually... all of you are white.
Everyone looks at themselves.
Jeff: Yeah actually... so um... you're a distant cousin Xoreq.
Xoreq: Very distant.
Jeff: We still love ya! *hugs Xoreq*
Xoreq: Um... yeah you can stop hugging me now.
Jeff: Okay. *stops*
James: *sits* Well this has quieted down a little.
Brain: Sadly, yes. Maybe I should be doing something productive?
Silenthia: Nothing that any of us do is productive. Oh wait... except me. You see, I level up. I get more skills. I get money to buy new items.
Jeff: You were also deleted about a month ago.
Silenthia: A slight setback, I'll have you know. Just because I don't exist in the game doesn't mean I don't exist anymore.
Lak: Well technically...
Silenthia: Shut up Lak.
Lak: As you wish. *bows to Silenthia*
Silenthia: ....
Jeff: lol you two should think about going out.
Lak: ...like as a couple?
Silenthia: *stabs Lak and Jeff*
Jeff: forget I said anything... *bleeds profusely*
Lak: *eyes glaze over, and also bleeds profusely*
Brain: HAHAHA BLOOD!!! *dances*
Body: ....hey technically I'm bleeding too right?
Heart: And I sort of am too....
Brain: YES!! Three down with one hit!!
Silenthia: Actually its four down with two hits.
Brain: Shut it you.
Xoreq: I'm so glad that we're having such an intelligent conversation.
James: Amen.
Billy Bob: Wait... when did religion get involved?
Xoreq: Honestly Bill, it was just... nevermind.
Billy Bob: What?
Silenthia: Are you really that thick Billy Bob?
Billy Bob: Thick as what? What? What are you all talking about?! *stomps and glares around the circle*
Jeff: *bleeding has stopped* Just drop it everyone.
Lak: *bleeding has also stopped, and sits against a wall away from everyone else*
Jeff: You know what we need here?
Everyone looks around and shrugs.
Jeff: Obviously not.
Heart: Oh I do! But then again... you were sort of thinking through me...
Jeff: A little bit.
Silenthia: You do know that I am one.
Jeff: You don't count...
Silenthia: Why not?
Jeff: Because... you're part of me.
Silenthia: ....well so?
Heart: And well... you all refer to me as one...
Jeff: Heart come on here... help me out.
Heart: Sorry...
Body: See Heart, no one likes you at all.
Jeff: Shut up Body, I love Heart. Just I need to actually be able to say what I think we need here.
Billy Bob: Which is?....
Jeff: More girls.
James: Amen.
Xoreq: Um... I'm 5. Girls equal coodees to me... so just make sure that you don't count me in.
Jeff: Mkay, I'll be sure not to.
Silenthia: And by girls you mean?
Jeff: Sarah.
Silenthia: Well duh... any more for the rest of... the guys?
Jeff: ...you almost said for the rest of us didn't you? *winks at Silenthia*
Brain: HAHAHA Lesbo!! I knew it all along... I could see you checking out those other undead females!!
Silenthia: What the hell? We don't even reproduce that way, we can't have sex, and we're UNDEAD!!! We can't have sex or be lesbians. And we can't have sex.
Jeff: You said that like three times.
Silenthia: Shut up.
Brain: *cough* lez *cough*
Silenthia: SHUT UP!! I am not.
Brain: No... but you were.
Silenthia: .....
Jeff: .....
James: ....
Billy Bob: .....
Xoreq: ....
Body: .....
Heart: .....well shouldn't you just love whoever you love, and not worry about what sex they are?
Jeff: Well, that would make sense. However... thanks to religion... and some society views, gay relationships are usually frowned upon.
Xoreq: That whole not being natural thing, which is ironic, because it isn't exactly natural to drive your car down the road, or send satellites into space, or even using condoms. I mean preventing having a child isn't natural either.
James: A very good point, our society is very hypocritical. I mean all of us are no exception, because we all want to help protect the environment, but we do nothing about it... and because of people like us, and the people who don't give a shit the world is sort of, well screwed. More than it already is.
Everyone is quiet, thinking about this.
Billy Bob: *burps* whops... sorry. Had too much soda I guess.
Jeff: I haven't had soda in a while though....
Billy Bob: .....okay well um... it was an old burp?
Jeff: ....
Body: Yeah... so when am I going to get some sleep? I mean you do want me to be nice and rested by Thursday right? Since I am going over to Sarah's then?
Jeff: Yes yes, you will be.
Brain: Hot shit. I can't wait! Hm... maybe I won't....
Jeff: Yes you will. We'll have no more of that shit.
Brain: Haha... but shit is so fun!
Jeff: No. No it isn't. It's a waste of time.
Body: And it isn't exactly helping me in any way...
Jeff: Anyway, Body, you will get rested by Thursday. I dunno when dad plans on having those damn tour things...
Silenthia: Thursday.
Jeff: Shut up, you don't know.
Silenthia: Yes I do, because when else would he plan it for but the one day that you want to see Sarah?
Jeff: ...shut up!
Heart: Please.... everyone....
Silenthia: Mind your business, Heart.
Jeff: All of this is everyone's business.
Silenthia: STFU Jeff... no one asked you.
Jeff: No, but I thought I'd put my input in anyway.
Silenthia: *stabs Jeff*
Jeff: *dodges Silenthia's stab*
Lak: *stands up from against the wall* Silenthia go kill something else and quit wasting your time with us. You said yourself you're the only one who can progress anywhere, so don't waste your time here, go get some experience.
Silenthia: *stares at Lak, then at Jeff, then at everyone else* Fine. *walks off to go kill something*
Heart: Oh Lak... that was sort of harsh... and I know how you feel about Silenthia...
Lak: She was trying to stab Jeff... and she is a bitch.
Everyone stares at Lak in disbelief.
Lak: Well I don't hear any disagreements.
Jeff: Yeah she is.
Xoreq: Very strong of you, Lak, to stand up and see that.
Lak: Yeah well... I also feel bad for it. I'm going to go appologize.... *goes after Silenthia*
James: Well he was almost a man...
Xoreq: Almost.
Jeff: Come on... he's got some good qualities... like... he's entertaining to listen to?
Billy Bob: Well... I can tell you that it isn't fun to be laughed at. Why do you think I stay in all the time and never-to-rarely show myself?
Jeff: ....well okay. So we all suck.
Xoreq: Those of us who go out do, I do not go out. If I were to go out, everyone would be bored.
James: I'm out all the time.
Jeff: Well you're also the most normal one of us all.
James: Yeah... well also my problem, Jeff, is that I've got your face. See if I had MY face...
Jeff: Than no one would have any problems, I know.
Body: Well you sure as hell have been treating your face like shit lately. Nearly gonna rip it off.
Jeff: Well it's this damn.... shit.
Body: How descriptive. Oh wait... it wasn't.
Jeff: Shut up Body, I feed you well enough and treat you well enough.
Body: ...barely. I'm surprised I've made it this long with the shit you put me through.
Jeff: Fine. I'm not debating this. My face is a pain in the ass. I wash, I scrub, and still the shit stays there.
Body: Not my problem, I just do as your genes say.
Brain: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS!!!???!?! GENETICS!!!!!!
Jeff: Brain shut up.
James: Yeah please, we've had enough Men In Hats for a while.
Xoreq: Hey come on... I like the guys. Though I have to say I relate more to Boondocks than Men In Hats....
James: Well both are good, but Men In Hats are just repetitive after a few days/weeks/months/years.
Jeff: Well we haven't had it for years yet...
James: Soon.
Jeff: Not soon, but eventually.
Billy Bob: *lays down* This is getting boring and tiresome. Yo brain, go do something else instead of sitting here typing.
Body: Hey um... talk to ME when you're talking about action.
Brain: Why? You don't do anything.
Body: I do EVERYTHING that Jeff does.
Brain: After being ordered to.
Heart: SHUT UP EVERYONE!!
Everyone stares at Heart, confused.
Heart: ....I miss Sarah.
Jeff: Yeah, me too Heart.
James: Me as well, she makes me come out more often than anyone else.
Jeff: Well there is a reason for that. You are the best of us.
James: Oh that's so kind of you, I'm glad that you all admit that.
Xoreq: Except about the being stuck up part.
James: Well none of the rest of you are at all, so I have to take up the slack.
Jeff: That's one hell of a lot of slack.
James: I try, and I always succeed my friend.
Jeff: So I see.
Heart: ....I miss her.
Jeff: Heart, come on I do too. We won't get anywhere going on like this.
Billy Bob: Going on like what?
Jeff: Bill, just that Heart keeps bringing up how much we miss Sarah.
Silenthia: *throws a dagger at Jeff's and Heart's feet* Shut up you two. I've leveled and ready to kick all your asses.
Lak: You can do it Sil! Now that you're level 17 you can take anyone on!
Silenthia: *turns around and looks at Lak* Did you just call me Sil?
Lak: ...yeah. Why?
Silenthia: Sil is the second part of a window. Window sil.
Jeff: Isn't it sill?
James: Or sile? No... that would rhyme with bile...
Brain: How the HELL do you go from windows to human waste?! LMAO
Jeff: Shut up Brain.
Brain: No.
Jeff: Yes.
Brain: No.
Jeff: YES.
Brain: Make me.
Jeff: *turns, ignoring Brain* I don't know how you'd spell sil as in the window type.
Silenthia: *holds Lak up by his ankles* Don't call me that again. That goes for the rest of you as well. *glares at everyone else*
Billy Bob: Alrighty Sil, I won't call ya Sil, Sil.
James: Sounds good Sil.
Xoreq: Hey Sil, did you get any new items when you went questing?
Jeff: Sil do you mind putting Lak down... he doesn't look to well.
Silenthia: *drops Lak on his head, and glares at everyone* So it's everyone against me... OKAY. I see how it is...
Lak: *moans and tries to get up* I'm... on... your... side....
Silenthia: ....
Jeff: See Sil, you've got your very own pet, and you're only level 17.
Silenthia: *storms off, pushing Heart to the floor*
Heart: *blinks at Silenthia as she walks off, and then get a little misty-eyed*
Jeff: Come on Heart, stand up and dust your shoulder off. *helps Heart stand up*
Heart: Thanks Jeff... *hugs him*
Jeff: *pats Heart on the back* Well everyone... this is getting a little old...
James: Agreed.
Xoreq: Time to move on to other things.
Jeff: Heart you go clean up, Body...
Body: Yeah what is it?
Jeff: You were complaining about being scrubbed and washed in the face too much?
Body: Well not too much, just too hard.
Jeff: Okay, well I'm going to ignore that you said that, and attack your face anyway.
Body: As expected.
Brain: *sighs and yawns* Y'all got boring a while ago.
Jeff: Yeah Brain, you come too.
James: I'm gonna go lay down.
Xoreq: Me too, I'm a little tired of all these damn white people talking to themselves in stupid little voices that is just typed into a program that was made for the business world in order to supply messages back and fourth.
Jeff: Go sleep Xoreq.
Xoreq: Okay.
Jeff: Come Body, Brain, Heart, time to fight back against the acne!.... *sighs heavily*
Everyone leaves.
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