| JOKES ABOUT MEN |
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| How do we know Adam was a stupid man? Because he came first - they all do! |
| What do toilets and anniversarys have in common? Men always miss them! |
| What is a man's body? A life support system for a penis! |
| What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck down! |
| Whats the difference between pigs and men? Pigs don't turn into men when they get drunk! |
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| What is a mans idea of safe sex? A padded headboard! |
| Men are like chocolates because: 1) They never last long enough 2) They always leave stains when they get hot! |
| Why are women different from a pc? Women don't accept floppys! |
| Why do men like masterbation? It's sex with someone they love! |
| Why are men like laxatives? They irritate the shit out of you! |
| What can a bird do that a man can't? Whistle through his pecker! |
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| How is a man like a snowstorm? 1) You don't know when he's coming 2) How many inches you'll get 3) Or how long it'll stay |
| Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going! |
| Whats the difference between a man and E.T? E.T. phoned home! |
| Why do women need men? Vibrators can't take out the trash or mow the lawn! |
| How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? We don't know its never happened! |
| What do electric trains and breasts have in common? They are both intended for children, but its the men who end up playing with them! |
| Why did God create a man before a woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy! |
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