Hi. I'm Clay Bent. This is my new website, where I tell you why and how
you are suck
, and why I on the other hand, is not. Let's begin:
1. You are suck. This statement, though seemingly incorrect grammatically, is in fact a true statement, because as it says, you are suck.
2. David and Eric, and all of you secessionalists at West End, are especially suck because you actually think you have rights.
3. Anyone who believes in the fair treatment of law-abiding citizens is, hereby,
suck
.
4. As for this website
here
, which denounces my opinions as treasonous, said website is hereby suck.
5. If you don't think you are suck, don't worry, you are anyway.^,~
Here are some pictures representing my views:
Or better yet:
