Hello....
My name is Walter Nixon and I am the creator of this page.  It took me about 1 hour to create this page and it came from my own crap I stole fair and square from other peoples sites.  Hehe.  Anyways I wrote all of this so that people who visit this site would feel that an actual human produced this site and not some sort of robotic monkey wearing a thong from the 30th century created it.  I must leave everyone with my favorite new quote,

"Are you an idiot?  That is the most rediculous thing I have heard in a decade."  (Communication 10 book)

Hope you enjoyed this load of crap!!!

Walter "Powdered Toast Man" Nixon

P.S.  I am man, Hear me ROAR!!!

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