Pt. 1 - He puts butts in the
seats (in front of the computer screen). Makes things happen
(i.e. infuriates opponents, deflects grounders, whiffs
occassionally, etc).
Pt. 2 - He's
the journalist who prepares the amazing stories that you read
after every game. He could hit 0.190 and never reach 2nd
base but he'd still be a valuable asset to this team because
he's a good dude. Shit, I'm getting misty eyed now.
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