Horse steroids(I wanna be in the WWF)

Verse 1
I wanna wear tight pink pants
and grow long, long hair
I wanna climb the turnbuckle 
and fly through the air
I値l take some steroids
Pump a bit of iron
Do some acting lessons
then a costume I値l be buying

Chorus
I wanna be a superstar
I wanna drive a real flash car
I wanna be, I wanna be a WWF wrestler

Verse 2
I値l wear something stupid
and pretend I知 really scary
take some hair from my head
and make my back really hairy
My name will something like 
'THE INCREDIBLE SUPER MAGGOT'
I値l do my very best
to be a two bit 80痴 faggot
  
Chorus

Verse 3
So now I知 in the big time all the ladies wanna bonk me
just because I prance around to poofy choreography
I got cash coming out my asshole, but the steroids they shrunk my balls though
hey I don稚 care, my mullet cuts still there and I can still fake a good elbow
Chorus

Lyrics by Ben Saxon + Greg Redfern 
Music by Greg Redfern

All Songs Copyright Operation Lager 1999
(Greg Redfern , Ben Saxon , Justin Spaull , Steven Gero and Alan Whitehead)