Smoky the pothead(To the tune of Frosty the snowman)

Smoky the pothead was known to smoke a lot of mull
But his frequent sample 
Was more than ample
to leave him fucked up in the skull

Smoky the pothead would often be seen skulling beer
Though it was no joke 
When he tried some coc(ain)
Only spewing was all you could hear

There must have been some heroin laced 
in the last 25 he tried 
Cause once he chugged 
that king size bud
He fell right down and died   

Smoky the pothead will be remembered through the ages
for he was a fat cunt
who died a skinny runt
cause of drugs and minimum wages

Lyrics by Greg Redfern

All Songs Copyright Operation Lager 1999
(Greg Redfern , Ben Saxon , Justin Spaull , Steven Gero and Alan Whitehead)