Chip the Quarterback Verse 1 Hey my name’s Chip, but you can call me ace The year’s 1987, I got the perfect face I got me a jacket, I wear it everywhere The mall, bed, shower I don’t even care Hey there nerd, I better get paid Gonna get me some trojans so I can get laid I’m the coolest at school, I’m the quarterback My girl’s a cheerleader cause she’s got a nice rack Chorus The girls all drool, he owns the school, he’s really cool, he’s Chip the quarterback He scores every week, although he kinda reeks, but he ain’t no geek he’s Chip the quarterback Verse 2 Lets grab a soda down at the mall Yer like ok Corey thats a good call Valerie said I’m a hot hunk of meat And Cindy said my jacket was really neat I’ve got no apparent job but a really swell car Coach said one day I’m gonna be a huge star I’m all you could wish for from a mom hey lets spike the punch at the prom Chorus After chorus bit I’m a jock And I’m really cool I’m a jock I FUCKIN’ RULE Lyrics by Greg Redfern Music by Greg Redfern All Songs Copyright Operation Lager 1999 (Greg Redfern , Ben Saxon , Justin Spaull , Steven Gero and Alan Whitehead)