I like to play my banjo naked on the watertank

Verse 1

I live in Manangatang and it’s great

Got a three-legged dog as me best mate

I got one arm and a mutant head

Got Thirteen fingers and and extra leg

I hic and cough whenever I laugh

In fourteen years I’ve never had a bath

Various YEEEEEEHAAAAAARRR’s and related bollocks

Verse 2

I piss everywhere cause I got bad bowels

I drink urine and I eat raw cows

Every spare moment I give it to me brother

And every other moment I stick it up me mother

Got kicked out of school cause they reckon I stank

So I just play my banjo naked on the watertank

More yeehaar’s

Lyrics by Greg Redfern
Music by Greg Redfern

All Songs Copyright Operation Lager 1999
(Greg Redfern , Ben Saxon , Justin Spaull , Steven Gero and Alan Whitehead)