| obscure thing |
Orla: Hi. Jason: *looks away* Orla: This is for you *presents envelope with 'JASON STOLLSTEIMER' scrawled across in pink highlighter* Jason: Uh thanks. . . what is it? Orla: It's a present. For you. Jason: Hey, thank you. *puzzled* Orla: *slips finger forcefully through Jason's belthook* Can I have a picture? Jason: Sure. . . do you want me to hold up the envelope in front of me? Like this? Orla: What oh you mean in case anyone happened to forget your name *nervous laughter* Jason: Is that alright? Orla: Could you sign this as well? Please? *hands over copy of Irish Times, complete with Jason interview* Jason: Of course. . .wow, I've never seen this one before. Are you Irish? Orla: NO. . .er. . .family? Everyone: Sign my piece of paper sign my piece of paper sign my piece of paper Jason: I will, slow down, what is all this shit?? Braddy: Will you sign this [tenner]? Jason: Um. . .really? Are you sure this isn't illegal? Cribley: *confidently* Oh no, they'll only send you to prison if you draw on the queen's head. Jason: Okay then. . . *signs* Everyone: Sign my piece of paper sign my piece of paper sign my piece of paper Orla: Thank you SO much *staggers off* NME Tour, Liverpool, 30/1/04. |
| back to |
| lack of communication? |
| gallery (new) |
| The Encounter With Jason |
| Being an amateur, I didn't manage to get an interview with the Von Bondie himself, so instead - a transcript of his first spell-binding introduction to the McSean & Friends |