I think the best wisdom comes from fortune cookies. And of course some of it is just silly and coincidental...
"Someone thinks you are wonderfully mysterious"
"Know the right moment"
"You should be able to undertake and complete anything"
"Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open" -of course, I never find out if this is true or not because guys are pussies.
"You are patient and careful"
"Not every soil can bear all things. Be practical"
"He who loves you will follow you" -naturally and then I have a stalker.
"People are naturally attracted to you"
"You have a deep interest in all that is artistic" -this is very true.
"Someone is speaking well of you"
"Words must be weighed and not counted"
"Where there is ambition there is sucess"
"You have a quiet and unobstrusive nature" -this is true 50% of the time.
"Time is the wisest counselor"
"Don't be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon"
"Use your talents. That's what they are intended for" -shit yeah.
"Something unusual will happen at work next week" - so I got this one before the call from hell when everything broke in giltz, including me.
"Gather with friends after work"
"You will be recognized and honored as a community leader"
"You will live a long and healthy live"
"You will recieve some high prize or award" -this after I win the door prize at an Asian Night Gala Buffet. WORD.