I got 99 points but you ain't got one Verse One I got the top patrol on the paint patrol Foes that wanna make sure my rimmy closed Vol anties that say she's "Fakey Flash Shows" I'm from the hoop hater what type of facts are those If you grew up with zeros and you zap my toes You'd celebrate the minute you was havin show I'm like look anties you can kiss my whole adidOes If you don't like my slashin' you can close yer eyeholes Got durance i say when i play they know I will play my hits well i don't give a smack SO Coach Pat will use and flow out my mad skill So opponents will scream and run for the hill I don't know what you take me as or understand the brains that Alexis has I'm from bags to britches playah i ain't dumb I got 99 points but you ain't got one Hit me Chorus 99 Points but you ain't got one If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon I got 99 blocks but you ain't got one Hit me Verse Two Front up is open lane is all I drew In my rear view mirror is the Lady Vol crew I got two choices yall give you the ball or Bounce on the wood put opponent to the floor Now i ain't gonna play no weak limp lane Plus i got a few shakes i can fight the insane So i . . . drive over to the side of the goal And i heard "Alexis do you know why i'm stoppin you fo?" Cause i'm young and i'm lean and my pants real low Do i look like a mind reader, zebra? i don't know Am i bakin' wrong or should i guess some mo? "Well you was doin ninety five in a twenty four" "Liscense and registration and step off the floor" "Are you carryin a pride pill on you i know all Lady Vols are" I ain't steppin off tha floor all my moves legit "Do you mind if i T you up a little bit?" Well i know the game and i shrug and here comes Pat And i know the rules so you gon' need a pat for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack or some type of star or something?" "Or somebody important or somethin?" Nah so i passed the ball cuz i know a little bit Enough you won't unofficially stop my hit "Well see how smart you are when I do see you did it" I got 99 POINTS but you ain't got one Hit me Chorus 99 Points but you ain't got one If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon I got 99 boards but you ain't got one Hit me 99 Points but you ain't got one If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon I got 99 assists but you ain't got one Hit me Verse Three Now once upon a time not too long ago A playah like myself had to strong arm a foe This is not a foe in the sense of havin a grudge But a grudge with no Game sense, tryin to fudge I tried to ignore her tell her talk to the Board Pray for her, cause some just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust an orange in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin Shee and her gurls gon be yappin to the captain And there i go slapped in the lane again Back through the time-out with the do this again Ponnents on the floor scratchin me again Officials with they whistles tootin them in hymn Zebra tried to give the playah the shaft again Bad calls and all cuz I'm a speedy gem All because Alexis was faster than them Tryin to play the gurl like she's askeerd of them But ain't nothin question 'bout how i out run dem I got 99 points but you ain't got one Hit me Chorus 99 Points but you ain't got one If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon I got 99 saves but you ain't got one Hit me 99 Points but you ain't got one If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon I got 99 treys but you ain't got one Hit me You're crazy for this one Ladies It's our year Back HOME ~ Lady Vols Autographs ~ Lady Vols Links Support the WNBA! |