99 Points
For Alexis Hornbuckle
Original song 99 Problems by Jay-Z ~ This song by The Pat Summitt Meanie Heads


If your havin' game problems i feel bad for you hon
I got 99 points but you ain't got one

Verse One
I got the top patrol on the paint patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my rimmy closed
Vol anties that say she's "Fakey Flash Shows"
I'm from the hoop hater what type of facts are those

If you grew up with zeros and you zap my toes
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin show
I'm like look anties you can kiss my whole adidOes
If you don't like my slashin' you can close yer eyeholes

Got durance i say when i play they know
I will play my hits well i don't give a smack SO
Coach Pat will use and flow out my mad skill
So opponents will scream and run for the hill

I don't know what you take me as
or understand the brains that Alexis has
I'm from bags to britches playah i ain't dumb
I got 99 points but you ain't got one
Hit me

Chorus
99 Points but you ain't got one
If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon
I got 99 blocks but you ain't got one
Hit me

Verse Two
Front up is open lane is all I drew
In my rear view mirror is the Lady Vol crew
I got two choices yall give you the ball or
Bounce on the wood put opponent to the floor

Now i ain't gonna play no weak limp lane
Plus i got a few shakes i can fight the insane
So i . . . drive over to the side of the goal
And i heard "Alexis do you know why i'm stoppin you fo?"
Cause i'm young and i'm lean and my pants real low
Do i look like a mind reader, zebra? i don't know
Am i bakin' wrong or should i guess some mo?

"Well you was doin ninety five in a twenty four"
"Liscense and registration and step off the floor"
"Are you carryin a pride pill on you i know all Lady Vols are"
I ain't steppin off tha floor all my moves legit
"Do you mind if i T you up a little bit?"

Well i know the game and i shrug and here comes Pat
And i know the rules so you gon' need a pat for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack or some type of star or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"

Nah so i passed the ball cuz i know a little bit
Enough you won't unofficially stop my hit
"Well see how smart you are when I do see you did it"
I got 99 POINTS but you ain't got one
Hit me

Chorus
99 Points but you ain't got one
If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon
I got 99 boards but you ain't got one
Hit me

99 Points but you ain't got one
If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon
I got 99 assists but you ain't got one
Hit me

Verse Three
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A playah like myself had to strong arm a foe
This is not a foe in the sense of havin a grudge
But a grudge with no Game sense, tryin to fudge
I tried to ignore her tell her talk to the Board
Pray for her, cause some just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust an orange in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin
Shee and her gurls gon be yappin to the captain

And there i go slapped in the lane again
Back through the time-out with the do this again
Ponnents on the floor scratchin me again
Officials with they whistles tootin them in hymn
Zebra tried to give the playah the shaft again
Bad calls and all cuz I'm a speedy gem
All because Alexis was faster than them
Tryin to play the gurl like she's askeerd of them
But ain't nothin question 'bout how i out run dem
I got 99 points but you ain't got one
Hit me

Chorus
99 Points but you ain't got one
If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon
I got 99 saves but you ain't got one
Hit me

99 Points but you ain't got one
If you havin game problems i feel bad for you hon
I got 99 treys but you ain't got one
Hit me
You're crazy for this one Ladies
It's our year

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