You might be a SCAdian redneck if...
Many of you seem to be in the SCA and don't know how to classify yourselves.
You go geese huntin' for the quills
You look forward to Pennsic because that nice pavilion is a lot more spacious than your trailer
You developed an Aztec persona so that you can eat chili and chew tobacco and claim it's period
You put duct tape on your huntin' dog so you can claim it's your war hound
You duct tape two sticks of rattan together because a double-barrel feels more "natural"
Your camp at Pennsic has more amenities than your home
You have more scrolls than teeth
You make candles because your town isn't hooked up for electricity
Your herald has ever said "Oyez, y'all..."
You've ever had to address, "your majesty, Bubba."
You've tried to document corn dogs, baloney, Pabst and Twinkies as period
You have to make a special snood that will cover your beehive...
...But you can get your snood from your job at the Sonic
You've ever stuck dollar bills down a houppelande
Your device is "sable, a maiden reclining argent," in other words, a mudflap
You're glad that literacy and standardized spelling didn't exist in period
It's ever happened that on the battlefield, you yell out, "Hey, guys! Watch this!"
You can perform Greensleeves by putting your hand under your armpit
You want to get knighted so that you can wear your spurs in the SCA, as well
You complain to the staff at the Wal-mart that if they sell guns, they should also sell rattan
You put two inches of foam around your weed whacker and try to get it past the marshal
Even your SCAdian name is a double first name
You bring mead on your fishin' trip
You get around Pennsic in your mower
You try to get out of your prison sentence by arguing to the judge that you can't miss Pennsic because you're the autocrat
The Middle Ages appeal to you because it was acceptable to marry your cousin back then
You knock down traffic signs with your pickup to use them for making shields
You express your displeasure at the marshal by hurling your bottle of mead at his head
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