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1. Microsoft Works 2. Sweet and sour 3. accidentally on purpose 4. Civil War 5. loud whisper 6. honest politcian 7. almost positive 8. true story 9. small problem 10. sweet tart 11. secret rumor 12. bad luck 13. soft rock 14. Icy Hot 15. open-book test 16. law of nature 17. sweet sorrow 18. politically correct 19. fuzzy logic 20. dry ice 21. personalized form letter (I don't like form letters much) 22. lesser evil 23. practice test 24. buried alive 25. lightweight 26. serious fun 27. near miss 28. almost exactly 29. pretty ugly 30. orriginal copy 31. certainly unsure 32. alone together 33. big baby 34. hot chili 35. rules of war 36. diet ice cream 37. invisible ink 38. valuable junk 39. clearly misunderstood 40. clean kill 41. firm pillow 42. greater evil 43. hopeful pessimist 44. casual dress 45. fast idle 46. a new classic 47. false hope 48. curent history 49. certainly unsure 50. constant variable click here for the full list More funny things: worst term ever nice ad ridles |