"Hehe," Chris Jericho was laughing to himself, he just posted the
picture of Matt having nothing on but the tag-team belt around his
waist. Jericho wanted in on the tag-team action,
the only way to do
that was to black mail the tag-team, not sure if they
would think he
was tag-team material. But, after he would post
this on the Internet,
he knew he would be tag-team material. Snickering, he finished
uploading the picture on to his site and closed his laptop computer.
He couldn't wait until they found it, team extreme, he thought, getting
into bed and thinking about the picture before he fell asleep.
"Oh, shit," Lita said looking in shock at the screen before her.
She saw the wallpapered background but didn't recognize where he
was but sure enough, there was Matt standing, posing more like it
with nothing but one of the tag-team belts. Her mind spun around
with different ideas on who could have done this thing, and lastly her
mind went to.. that bitch Stephanie.
She would stop at nothing for
her husband's happiness, now that he already had the WWF
Championship, why wouldn't he want to steal the tag-team
belts from
her boyz? And what better way to get in
the tag-titles, than by
blackmail. Lita gasped, the bitch.
She picked-up the phone and dialed
Jeff first for a second
opinion. She dialed one on the speed dial
when Jeff picked-up.
"Hello?"
"Jeff, are you still asleep?"
(It was only 10:00 a.m.).
"Yeah, what, Lita?"
Surprisingly, Lita was the only member of the team,
that woke-up
so early (most of the time to get on the Net).
"Sure, like you don't know," Lita scoffed.
Jeff was half-awake now. "Ok, Lita, what is it? I'm not in the mood
for one of your jokes."
"It's not a joke, if you don't believe me get
your laptop." Lita said,
impatient now.
Jeff fumbled to the side of nightstand, sighing, and took his
laptop out from the bottom.
"Site?"
http://Thematthardydroolsquad/pics/Matt23.jpg
"Drool squad, I thought you had more
class than that? And of
Matt?"
"Just shut-up and look," Lita retorted,
hoping she didn't' sound
too harsh.
She didn't hear of anything after 20
minutes and was concerned.
"Jeff? You there?" She asked softly.
"Yeah, who did this??" He asked.
"I thought you knew."
"Yeah, right. Matt would know," he said.
Lita laughed, "why don't you ask him?"
"What?"
"Ask him, you're the closest to him.
Thought there were no
secrets between you two."
"There isn't now."
"Sorry."
"It's ok. I'll ask him," Jeff said.
I have at least an hour left to sleep.
I'll call you in a few.
"Ok, I'll talk to you later."
"Bye, Lita."
A few hours later, both Matt and Jeff
were showered and eating
breakfast downstairs in their small kitchen.
"Coffee?" Jeff asked.
"Sure," Matt said, tiredly.
Jeff wondered why he was so tired,
as he poured the coffee into
Matt's cup.
"So, Matt," Jeff said, cutting to the chase, "is there something you
want to tell me?"
"Like what?" matt asked completely unaware of what Jeff was
getting at.
"Like, this," Jeff went to get his laptop,
and showed Matt the
picture, who promptly spit-out his coffee. (Jeff of course moved the
computer).
"Jeff!" What the f* did you do?"
"I was going to ask you the same thing,"
Jeff replied.
Matt blushed, "at Christian's.
But I didn't put it on the Internet."
Meanwhile, Lita called the McMahon's.
"Hello?"
"Hello sleeping beauty, is there
something you'd like to tell me?"
Lita asked recognizing Stephanie's voice.
"What are you talking about Lita?"
Stephanie said, obviously
annoyed that the `help' called her at this
hour (now 11:00 a.m.).
"The picture of Matt."
"What picture?"
"Oh come on, the drool squad."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"You really don't know," Lita said,
saddened that her theory is
just that, a theory.
"No, I don't know," Stephanie retorted.
"Ok, then, sorry to bother you, see you at work."
"Yeah," Stephanie mumbled, hanging up and wondering what Lita
really was talking about, drifting back to sleep.
"Jericho, what did you to do Matt?" Jeff asked Chris Jericho on
the phone, almost threateningly.
He knew Chris didn't like Matt
dating Christian; he knew he wanted in on
the tag-team action.
"I put his lovely picture up on the
Internet for all the fans."
Jeff surprised at Chris's
admittance so soon, "Why?"
"Isn't obvious, I want in the tag-team action."
"Jeez, you didn't have to put his picture-up."
"If you take it down, then we'll talk to Hunter."
"Hunter, what can he do?"
"We know him, he can get you on the card."
You get me the shot and then I'll take it down
when it's official."
"Fine," Jeff said and hung-up.
"What did the asshole say?" Matt
asked trying not to sound too
anxious.
"He said if we talk Hunter into
letting him in the card, he'll take it
down."
"Bitch," Matt took-up the phone
and talked to Hunter, who
agreed.
Awhile-later things were sorted
out, Lita came-over and called
back Chris Jericho, telling him things
was all set. They sighed when
they hung-up and went back to the site
and saw the picture was
gone.
"All that for a picture," Matt said.
"Don't worry we'll kick his ass tomorrow
night," Lita said, as they
enjoyed sipping their coffee....
Team Extreme-Sequel:
"Oh my God!" Matt said, while on his laptop in the kitchen.
Jeff was watching hockey (yeah, hockey)
and glanced over,
curiously.
Matt opened the picture in a new
window and sure enough there
was Jeff standing there with nothing
on but a towel.
"That mofo Jericho! I swear I'm going to kill him!" Jeff finally
came-over and saw the picture of him in the towel.
"I don't look that, bad, but still," Jeff said, slyly and a little
frustrated.
"I wonder if Lita's seen this yet," Matt asked.
Jeff rolled his eyes, Lita, OMG, what if Edge saw this picture. Jeff
quickly speed-dialed Jericho and he picked-up
after two rings.
"Hello?"
"Jericho! You probably would know
what I'm calling you about,"
Jeff said arrogance in his voice.
"The photograph with me in the
towel. I can't think of anybody else that
would get the picture but
you."
"What photo? What site?"
Chris went to the site Jeff told him the
URL to and he came across this photograph
that Jeff was so upset
about. Jeff took that as he was feeling guilty,
for he didn't answer
after awhile, "so" Jeff prompted
trying to get Christ to confess.
"So.. When was this taken!"
Chris said, trying to make himself
seem innocent, even though he was.
"What??"
Why would I post another picture
on the Internet when you
already know I would have been guilty?
That would've been no fun."
"True" Jeff said hesitating,"
so, who did it?"
"Stephanie!" Vince called out
to his daughter.
"Yeah, Dad," Steph was on her
own laptop after posting the
picture of Jeff she had found while
in his locker room. It was perfect
for blackmail after he won the Intercontinental
title from Hunter.
"Yeah, Daddy?" Stephanie said not
even trying to sound
innocent.
"How did you get this??" Vince said showing the
website to her.
"I had Trish take it in his locker room,
I needed something to
blackmail him with," she giggled.
"I didn't like the fact that Jeff took
the title from Hunter
so I decided to pay him back, since he seemed
so confident of himself lately."
"Take-it off or I'll change your
angle," Vince said, disgusted at
Stephanie's recent behavior.
"But, Daddy, it's not fair.
Your always saying 'in the interest of
fairness,' I'm supposed to be on top
(no pun intended)."
"And you will sweetie, just as
long as you take the picture down. I
will not have my employees looked-upon this way."
Stephanie sighed, kissed her Dad and went to her
room to take
the picture back, well that was fun while
it lasted, she thought.
"Hey, Matt! The pictures down now."
"Guess we'll never find-out who did it."
"But it was fun while it lasted," Jeff said surprising Matt making
Matt throw a towel at him and starting
to wrestle him on the couch.
Matt smiled as he put the
finishing touches on his new site
strictly dedicated to Stephanie. Both Jeff, Matt
and even Jericho
were investigating all week and found
that Stephanie was behind the
picture of 'Jeff'. Matt smiled,
Stephanie was wearing nothing but
black leather, or in another
picture with a black skirt, and a purple
sequined shirt. Her hair was curly and pulled back.
He didn't know if
Vince saw these but he didn't care.
He showed Jeff; they went on the
bus for the show. Matt sat next to
Mark Henry and Jeff sat in the seat
after them. Chris Jericho took a
picture to commemorate the moment
they all got revenge on Stephanie,
Matt was grinning like a kid
leaning onto Mark. Mark didn't
know what was going on, so he just
smiled, too. They got to the arena
and met Lita; she smirked after
they told her their plan. Lita of
course told Trish who told Tori, who
told Terri, who told Kat (hey, in my fics Kat's still here), who told
Chyna. The rest is history.
Debra got into a fight with Chyna that day
and decided to tell Stephanie
what was going on. Stephanie went
online and found the pictures.
"Oh, my God, if my Dad found
these, I'd be dead." Stephanie said
as she saw the pictures.
"He didn't see these yet?
When and where did you have them
done?" Debra asked curiously.
"I wanted to get a portfolio
done and Kevin Kelly agreed to do it
for me. We went to a club,
they let us use it for the day, and he took
them there. I just wanted them for me."
"Oh, Cool," Debra said a little jealous.
"What are we going to do?"
"What??" Vince said in his
office looking on the Internet. Regal
wondered what Vince was complaining
about and went over to see
his computer, "wow, that's Steph?"
Vince turned the screen away from him,
"yeah," he said. He didn't
like it when Stephanie tried to be
like her character in real life. He
didn't understand it.
"Get me Steph."
Regal nodded and knocked on Steph's door.
"He found-out?" Steph asked when she opened
the door. "I didn't
put those on there."
"Your father wants to know where
these came from. He sent me
to get you."
Stephanie nodded, "I didn't think
he'd find-out that fast."
"Do you want me to go with you?"
Debra asked.
"No, that's ok, I've been standing-up
to my father for years."
Stephanie said as she walked-out the door,
Regal following her.
"Thanks William, just give me a minute,"
she said closing the
door. Of course Regal and Debra were
listening on the other side.
"Where did these pictures come from?" Vince asked Stephanie,
like the stern father he was.
"I don't know, I didn't put
them-up on the Internet for the whole to
see."
"You knew about these?"
Stephanie nodded. "I just had
them done for myself, and not for
anyone else."
"Do you think Jeff did it to get back at you?"
"I'll ask him."
Stephanie ran down
the hall to the Hardyz locker room, she didn't
have much time before their match.
Jeff opened the door after she knocked.
"What?" He sighed, "I don't have time to
talk to now."
"You seem a bit guilty with that answer,
so you must've put my
pictures up."
"What pictures?"
"Oh please, the ones
of me at the club."
"It was Matt because you put
that picture up of me."
"How did you find that out?"
"We did a little investigating.
I took it down after."
"I put your picture up because
you screwed Hunter out of the title
and I wanted to piss you off." Stephanie said a-matter-of-factly. But
Daddy made me take it down, he doesn't
like my pictures up like that
on the 'net and neither do I."
Stephanie said trying to not sound like
she was backing down.
"Matt!"
"What?" Matt called
going to his brother. He was shocked; a little
too shocked to see Stephanie there.
"Are we agreed no more pictures
and we'll take hers down?" Jeff
asked his brother in front of Steph.
Matt looked pissed at first (excuse
the language) but agreed. No
one said anything for a while when the
boyz shut the door,
Stephanie started back to her father's office.
Matt and Jeff went over to Kevin Kelly,
who they hired to try and
take the pictures down before Stephanie
saw them. It was too late, of
course, but they finally breathed
a sigh of relief when they got
erased and went-off to their match.
Stephanie went in her father's
office again. "It's done, it's off."
She said to her father.
Vince looked onto the now blank screen,
and smiled.
"So you're finished with me now Daddy?"
Stephanie asked,
sweetly.
Vince nodded his head and
Stephanie took the cue to leave,
smirking.
Team Xtreme-Part 4:
�Damn!� Jeff whispered to himself as someone walked in the door to his locker room. He was in the bathroom and he quickly put the box of red hair dye in the mirror-cabinet.
Lita walked in the room surprising him because he didn�t think anyone would be back in the locker room yet.
�You look suspicious,� Lita said as if she were confronting Jeff, smirking.
�About what?� Jeff tried to play it off as Lita opened the mirror-cabinet and found the red hair dye.
�Red?� She said in a surprised tone since she was obviously the only red hair in the group.
Sighing, Jeff was corned, �I was going to get back Jericho for blackmailing us by putting our personal pictures on the Internet; dyeing his hair red.�
Lita laughed, �and you weren�t going to tell me this??� She said.
�Well, I could use your help..now how are we going to do this?� Jeff said, now sure he really could use Lita�s help.
�When he�s sleeping a few hours before he wakes up, we�ll just put the dye on any part of his hair that we can get, and when he takes his shower in the morning and sees the results of his hair he�ll notice the dye.�
�Great,� Lita said, by this time it was late so Lita set her watch alarm, because the regular alarm would have woken Matt up, and they didn�t want him to find out about this. They knew if Matt found out he wouldn�t of let them go through with it.
Lita quickly reached to turn off her watch alarm when it went-off. She woke-up Jeff in the dark, who was in his own bed a few feet away from her. He got the dye in the bathroom and they set out for his hotel room. Jeff in nothing but his purple plaid boxers and Lita in her pink and satin Victoria Secret set and purple silk see through robe. They remembered where Chris�s room was and hearing his snores, Jeff nodded to acknowledge to Lita that Chris was asleep. Jeff crept in the dark room smiling in the darkness; Chris was turned to the side, ponytail hanging off the side of the bed. Lita crept over and held his hair away from the bed and painfully slowly Jeff put the dye mix on Chris�s ponytail after preparing it. They smirked and creeping in the darkness out to the hall and back to their rooms, they were anxiously waiting to see the results.
************
The next night on RAW, Team Xtreme were walking down the corridors of the arena walking to their interview. Lita saw Chris Jericho first, his face expression not moving, eyes set hard as he walked down the hall towards them. She kept a straight face as she noticed that only the part of his hair was dyed with red. After he was gone Lita and Jeff burst-out laughing in the hallway, stopping and leaning against the wall from laughing. There was Matt not knowing anything that was going on..
