Women's Binding Spell

by Lady of the Shadows

If you really don't like her, buy her a fancy brassiere for her birthday or Christmas/Yule.  Purchase the frilliest one you can find on the rack made out of the most uncomfortable material in the world.  I think nowadays they are using burlap and sprinkling itchy powder inside for extra discomfort.  Make sure it is a few sizes too small.  That way it will constantly dig into her skin throughout the entire waking day bringing her tremendous pain and misery.  Pick one with straps that are also fashioned with plastic hoops (supposedly to allow for adjustments) to add to the digging into the skin sensation and all around uncomfortable effect.  If you can't find one that has plastic on the straps, forego the straps entirely and order one that has wires in it.  It may be a tad more expensive, but hey, this torturous device will definitely do the job.  Finally, if you really, really hate this woman, don't forget the pointy hooks in back to hold the bra in place.  Not only will they constantly poke her, but they will also tear her skin to pieces. 

There you go, the perfect binding spell!  You know for sure that she is bound to be uncomfortable for the rest of her life.  

Present your so-called gift to your enemy with a smile.

 Next time you think a woman is PMSing, she was probably just cursed by this spell.

Disclaimer:

This is just a joke.  It is not meant to be taken seriously.  It was meant to be humorous and make you smile.  If it did, the spell worked :)

(c) Kelli Sposato

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