Spell To Fix Your Computer

by Lady of the Shadows

(Certain parts of this joke have been edited for this site. The original version can be viewed at my MSN Community, Shadows at Night.)

Get one white candle.  Inscribe on it, "Computer Gods".  If your computer is completely messed up, write Bill Gates' name on it because he is Zeus in the Pantheon of Computer Gods. 

Light the candle and chant the following:

With this candle

burning bright

make this stupid thing

work right.

Repeat several times to send your anger and frustration out into the astral realm where the Computer Gods who like to mess with our heads dwell.  You can use more colorful language if you are really angry.

When you're done, turn your computer off and back on.  Your problem should have magically vanished. 

If not, bang on it to release any evil spirits that might be possessing it.

To ensure success, repeat this spell until the technician arrives.

Disclaimer:

This is just a joke.  It is not meant to be taken seriously or belittle Witchcraft in any way.  I take spell-casting very seriously.  It was meant to be humorous and make you smile.  If it did, the spell worked :)

(c) Kelli Sposato

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