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| My Poems I will post my Poems and any other poems i like... HERE! Since we could all use a poem now and then... |
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| Just to make it clear, Elminster and Farl are two young MALE theives, from Elminster, the Makings of a Mage. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ZAP There was a cat named Zap, Who alwasy wanted a map, He pulled out a knife To murder his wife, That silly old cat named Zap. |
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| "(After a long list of good things about Elminster)...I have only one regret..."-Farl "Which is?"-Elminster "Yer not a pretty lass..."-Farl |
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| "I've found something in you too..."-Elminster "A friend prettier that yourself?"-Farl |
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| "The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."-Captain Jack Sparrow | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Every girl has the right to be ugly... But you abuse the priviledge."- Faerun | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes." -Lewis Carrol | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Where do we come from? Where do we go when we die?"- Vivi-FFIX | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Where in the nine hells did you get the notion that I would fight fair?"- Drizzt Do'Urden | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "And so I reject all but the most moderate use of such intoxicants, and while I'll not openly judge those who so indulge, I will pity their empty souls." -Drizzt Do'Urden | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If theres a poem or a quote you want me to put up, just sign my Guestbook and tell me! lol COME BACK SOON! |
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| "A good sermon should be like a womans skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover essentials."-Ronald Knox | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."-Joe E Lewis | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Girls are like pianos: when they're not upright, they're grand."-Benny Hill | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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