Faster than a speeding bullet...
fwwwaaaPING!
More powerful than a locomotive!
CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA.
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...
BOIIIIING!
"Look! Up in the sky!"
"It�s a bird!"
"It�s a plane!"
"It�s...SUPERBOB!"
Yes it�s SUPERBOB, strange visitor from another system, who came to Maineframe with powers and abilities far beyond those of normal sprites.
SUPERBOB!
Who can change the course of mighty rivers;
Bend steel in his bare hands;
and who, disguised as Bob, mild-mannered guardian for the metropolitan system, fights a never-ending battle for truth!
Justice!
And the Mainframe way!
Scene 1:
Today, we find mild-mannered, ordinary Bob sitting in Dot�s Diner looking bored. Suddenly, with his super SUPERBOB hearing, he hears someone crying out for help. It sounds like Dot Matrix. Quickly he exits the diner and transforms into SUPERBOB! (he now has a cape with a big B on it, and his underwear are on the outside of his pants) He follows the sound of the cries for help.
"Don�t worry Dot! IIIIIII�ll save you!!!!" he cries over dramatically.
Scene 2:
Dot Matrix is being held captive by Megabyte, the evil supervillan who has an evil plan to take over Maineframe by building a giant chicken and covering the entire system with chocolate. "Help! SUPERBOB! Saaaaaave me!" Dot wailed, a little too helplessly.
"No one will save you now! SUPERBOB is busy trying to fight of my giant chicken! Maineframe is mine!!!!!!!!!!!
BWWWWAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAhaahaahaahaahaaaaaa!
MWWWWAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAhaahaahaahaahaaaaaa!" (More eccentric laughter)
"Ha ha ha...ha...ha...hooo." Megabyte scratches his head, confused. "What was I laughing about? Ah yes. I will rule all of Maineframe!
BWWWWAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAhaahaahaahaahaaaaaa!"
(More evil, power-hungry cackling)
Elsewhere...
SUPERBOB is outside trying to fight off the giant chicken of Megabyte. But as it draws nearer, and nearer to break time on the set, it looks as though SUPERBOB may not win this one before lunch.
Scene 3:
SUPERBOB is starting to get very hungry. He glances at his watch. His lunch break started five nanoseconds ago!
"Ruin my lunch break? I don't think so! Glitch. Altoid." Popping the curiously strong mint into his mouth, SUPERBOB uses his ice breath to freeze the giant robot chicken.
"Stay frosty." he chuckles, pleased with himself. Suddenly he hears a scream from behind him. "Oh no! I forgot about Dot!" He runs out of the studio and across the street to McDonald's, eating his lunch as quickly as possible "Domph worreeee Dopht! I'll �gulp-Mmmm�be there soon!"
Meanwhile�
Megabyte is preparing the chocolate to cover all of Mainframe.
"Megabyte? May I ask you a question?" Dot asks curiously.
"Yes, yes, but do hurry, I'm a very busy supervillain you know. I have to get back to my evil scheme to take Mainframe." Megabyte said without looking up from his work.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be quick then. How do I fit into this whole evil scheme?" Megabyte pauses to think for a moment, then:
"Uh�to�uh�to lure SUPERBOB here! Yes! That's it!" begins to mutter to himself about what a genius he is.
"Oh�well then why did you send the giant chicken to stop him?"
Megabyte shrugs. "To add to the drama, I suppose." Megabyte turns back to his chocolate.
"Oh. I see. Well, I should get back to my shouting for help then shouldn't I?"
"Yes, but do keep it down, I don't want to ruin my work." Megabyte replies.
"Oh of course. HEEEELP!!!!!!"
Scene 4:
"YES! My evil scheme is complete! Now Mainframe will be erased�" dramatic pause "and remade in MY image. AAHHHAAAAHAAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAA!!!" Megabyte laughs cruelly.
"You ruling Mainframe? I don't think so!," SUPERBOB says, suddenly appearing. Megabyte takes no notice of him since he is too busy with his evil laughter. SUPERBOB rolls his eyes at Dot, who swoons.
"Glitch! Doughnut!," SUPERBOB shouts. The Glitch/doughnut circles around Megabyte, capturing him.
"HA HA�huh? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (panting)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPERBOB!! YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN DESTROYED MY PLAN!"
"You were expecting less?"
"I will destroy you SUPERBOB! One day!"
Scene 5:
We return to Dot's Diner to see Dot sitting in a booth. staring dreamily out the window. Bob walks slowly up behind her.
"Hey Dot? What's processin?," he says a little too casually.
"Oh, Bob, you just missed him!," Dot sighs.
"Missed who?," asks Bob knowingly.
"That dreamy defender of justice�SUPERBOB�" Dot swoons again at the mention of the name. Her eyes are big hearts and she looks very goofy. "I wonder who he really is?"
Bob looks at the camera with a big, goofy grin and winks dramatically.