Disclaimer: I don�t own ReBoot or it�s characters. In fact, I own nothing important except the computer I wrote this on and various pairs of old, smelly shoes. So if you try suing me, I�ll sic my little brother on you. This fic is meant only to amuse, so if you don�t like it, you can kiss my ASCII. The PG13 rating is for language and suggestibility.
5:00 - Wake up. Wish it were the weekend.
5:30 - Wake up again. This time by Bob�s snoring. Punch Bob in the shoulder and hurt my knuckles.
5:35 - Drink my Java and read the paper.
5:38 - Turn paper over and realized it�s one of the tabloids AndrAIa bought.
5:39 - Read it anyway.
5:41 - Put paper down when there�s an article about me in it.
5:42 - Pick it back up when I see Bob�s picture.
5:43 - Wonder exactly how well Bob knew Mouse.
Mental Note: Ask Bob and Mouse separately, then compare their stories.
5:46 - Shower and get dressed.
6:06 - Realize Enzo (the little one) isn�t awake and go wake him.
6:07 - Hear Bob�s snoring and figure he needs to wake up too.
6:08 - Pull covers off the bed. Get annoyed by Bob�s snoring.
6:10 - Yell at Bob to get up. Realize Java make me bitter.
6:09 - Finally loose it. Smack Bob and leave room.
6:11 - Drink some more Java.
6:30 - Find Enzo watching Mike the TV. Drag Enzo away and make sure he eats his breakfast.
6:35 - See that Bob is awake. Ignore him.
6:37 - See Bob pouring Java. He gives me puppy eyes.
6:38 - Feel like decking Bob. Decide I don�t feel like hurting my hand on the damn armor again.
6:40 - Find Hack and Slash. Tell him to take Enzo to school at 7.
6:41 - Wonder how capable two bumbling basic robots are.
6:42 - Let Bob worry about it.
6:44 - Zip to the Principle Office.
6:49 - Find Phong.
6:51 - Go over the schedule for the cycle.
7:01 - Try to find Mouse. In need of her �skills�.
7:02 - Can�t find Mouse.
7:03 - Realize I know where she is. And who she�s with.
7:04 - Decide to find Mouse later. Wonder how she finds the time to sleep. Wonder if she even sleeps anymore.
7:05 - Realize I should stop thinking about that.
7:06 - Realize I don�t really give a damn because I got Bob and she didn�t.
7:08 - Finally get to work.
10:03 - Bob arrives. Kiss his check. Bob gives me his goofy grin.
10:04 - Don�t feel decking him anymore. Well, not too much.
Mental Note: Find a reason to deck Bob later.
12:07 - Get dragged unwillingly to the Diner with Bob, Matrix and AndrAIa.
12:08 - Bob pronounces Cecil�s name correctly. Stare at Bob.
12:09 - Order a sandwich and a shake.
12:31 - Head back to the Principle Office, dragging Bob with me.
1:02 - I turn my back and Bob disappears. Shrug shoulders.
2:38 - Try to keep Matrix from deleting Mike.
2:39 - Wish I could just let Matrix do. Realize it would be immoral.
3:30 - Listened to Mike for the last minute. Send him to get Mouse.
3:35 - Listen to an angry Mouse bitch about Mike. Laugh.
3:36 - Watch Mouse try to sharpen her katana on Mike. Do nothing about it.
3:37 - Come to a realization: I don�t like Mike.
4:33 - Enzo comes to the Principle Office straight from school. Try to slow him down and realize it�s impossible.
4:44 - Pause from reading the latest report to watch Enzo try and tackle Matrix. Wince and go back to reading.
9:55 - AndrAIa and Mouse pick me up from work.
10:00 - Go back to my place with the girls and pick up a new clothing format.
10:15 - Go bar-hopping.
10:56 - Realize I�ve just downed eight I/O shots.
10:57 - Giggle with AndrAIa.
11:01 - Collapse on floor.
11:04 - They told me Bob took me home. Can�t be sure.