Disclaimer and Notes: I don�t own ReBoot or its characters. I own several pairs of stinky shoes, however, and if you try to sue me, I�ll make you smell them. My thanks to Java for suggesting one for Bob. Set in the Season II. Rated G.
5:00 - Get woken up by my alarm. Throw it against the wall and go back to sleep.
6:40 - Get woken back up by Mike screaming in my ear. Pick up Mike and heave him out the window. Wonder how he manages to get in my apartment.
Mental Note: Get a TV that DOESN�T talk. And some locks. Locks would be good.
6:42 - Get dressed.
6:50 - Jump in my car and head to the Diner. Hope some Java will wake me up.
6:56 - Have car break down halfway to the Diner. Get out and try to figure out what�s wrong with it.
7:05 - Give up trying the fix the car and zip the rest of the way to the diner.
7:08 - Try very carefully try to step over Frisket, who�s conveniently lying in the doorway.
7:09 - Climb a light pole to avoid getting bitten.
7:15 - Wait until Frisket goes back to sleep and get in the Diner through one of the windows.
7:16 - Get tackled by Enzo.
7:17 - Order a cup of Java from Cecil. Get yelled at by Cecil for saying his name wrong again.
7:19 - Dot brings over some Java and apologizes for Cecil.
7:21 - Talk with Dot.
7:30 - Give Dot the elevator eyes when I think she�s not looking.
7:51 - Head out to Lost Angles to repair a tear.
8:05 - Mend the tear.
8:33 - Wake up in Hex�s lair.
8:35 - Spend an hour convincing Hexadecimal why I can�t be her boyfriend.
9:30 - Hex makes me explain where little sprites and binomes come from. Don�t think she quite grasps the concept.
10:35 - Choke some of Hex�s �cookies� down and manage to get away when her back is turned.
10:50 - Finally get to the Principal Office and get a lecture from Dot. Decide not to tell Dot where I was.
11:00 - Run system diagnostics with Dot and Phong.
12:10 - Sneak away to Al�s Wait �n� Eat to catch (not literally, though) some lunch.
1:15 - Get caught in a game on the way back to the Principal Office. Realize Hack and Slash are somehow in the game with me.
1:16 - Scream in agony.
1:17 - Make the �bots promise not to Reboot so I won�t have to worry about them getting deleted.
1:18 - Realize that Hack and Slash are two bumbling idiots and never listen to what I say.
2:04 - End up having two �bots dressed like lemons follow me around, talking nonstop, until I win the game and get away very quickly.
2:10 - Absolutely refuse to explain to Dot what happened in the game. Far too exasperating and utterly embarrassing.
2:30 - Spend the rest of the cycle with Dot running the diagnostics and going over the grid defenses.
Mental Note: Dot smells very nice.
3:10 - Explain to Dot that my car does NOT need to be looked at be a professional mechanic. I am perfectly capable of fixing my car.
3:11 - Ask Dot why she�s laughing.
4:40 - Go home and throw Mike out, AGAIN.
5:00 - Find a locksmith.
11:00 - Collapse into to bed after playing an extra long game where the User was some random woman with pistols chasing me.