The Websurfer Song
Filked by Lady Sita
Original song, The Lumberjack Song, by Monty Python


RAY:
I'm a web surfer, and I'm real cool.
I surf at night and I flirt all day.

WEBRIDERS:
He's a web surfer, and he's real cool.
He surfs at night and he flirts all day.

RAY:
I surf the Web. I make portals.
I go to the lavatory.
On weekends I go shoppin'
And have buttered web slugs for tea.

WEBRIDERS:
He surfs the Web. He makes portals.
He goes to the lavatory.
On weekends he goes shoppin'
And has buttered web slugs for tea.
He's a web surfer, and he's real cool.
He surfs all night and he flirts all day.

RAY:
I surf the Web. I flirt a lot.
I wear goggles with no ears.
I head out to the clubs.
And hit on hacker brauds.

WEBRIDERS:
He surfs the Web. He flirts a lot.
He has goggles with no ears.
He heads out to the clubs.
And hits on hacker brauds.
He's a web surfer, and he's real cool.
He surfs at night and he flirts all day.

RAY: I surf the Web. I have a cool board,
Blonde hair and cool armor.
I wish I'd been born with ears,
Just like my dear Papa.

WEBRIDERS:
He surfs the Web. He has a cool board,
Blonde hair and cool armor.
[talking]
What's this? What a wierdo! He doesn't have ears! How does he hear?
[singing]
He's a web surfer, and he's real cool.
He surfs at night and he flirts all day.
He's a web surfer, and he's real cooooool.
He surfs at night and he flirts all day


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