Proof You're Obssessed With ReBoot
If you're a guy...
If you're a girl...
And for everyone...
For Guys...
- You buy a yellow contact and write '(V)' on it.
- You spray your hair with silver hair spray to get that chrome look.
- You try practicing an Aussie accent.
- You can't decide between AndrAIa, Mouse, or Dot.
- You think Hexadecimal is hot.
- You demand that everyone call you Interface.
- You wonder why there are no listings for 'Guaridan' in the want-ads.
- You can't find any ReBoot underwear, so you buy a pair of white boxers and paint ReBoot icons all over it.
- You have a tattoo that looks strikingly similar to Matrix's.
- You watch To Mend and Defend over and over to see Dot's Elvira-esqe eye-popping dress.
- You bought some strange looking goggles and wear them constantly.
- Your girlfriend is starting to wonder why you insist on wearing that tight-black vest all the time.
- When you get really angry, you point at everyone and scream 'Death-Blosson Mode!!!!'
- You have a toy gun duct-taped to your leg.
- Your belt looks a whole lot like that chain that disappeared from your dad's workshop.
For Girls...
- You pray for AndrAIa and Matrix to break up so that you can have Matrix to yourself.
- You pray for Mouse and Ray to break up so that you can have Ray to yourself.
- You pray for Dot and Bob to break up so you can Bob to yourself.
- You're glad Megabyte isn't with anyone so you can have him all to yourself.
- You get kicked out of school for wearing your AndrAIa costume.
- You think Matrix sounds so sexy.
- You love Ray's Aussie accent.
- You think Bob/Ray/Matrix is so cute.
- You try talking with a Southern accent.
- You try convincing you parents to buy you a trident.
- Your parents actually buy you a trident.
- You end up poking out your boyfriend's eye with it.
- Your parents rush you to the ER after you glue fins to your legs and arms.
- You make your boyfriend dress up as Matrix for Halloween while you dress as AndrAIa.
- You wonder why you can't find a listing for 'Command.com' in the want-ads.
- You watch Icons over and over just to see Matrix with long hair and no shirt.
- You've submitted something to my Bob shrine.
- You love Matix's super-tight uniform.
- You love watching 'When Games Collide' because you can see Bob's tattoo.
- You uses masks to express your emotions.
- You do it so much you can't express yourself without masks.
- Your makeup consists of white face powder, super-red lipstick, and green contacts.
And for Everyone...
- You have every single episode on tape.
- You can name every character that has made more than one apperance.
- For Halloween, you dress up as one of the characters.
- You normally dress as one of the characters.
- You dream about ReBoot.
- You write ReBoot fan fiction.
- You draw ReBoot fan art.
- You have your own ReBoot page.
- You really believe you met one of the characters in real life.
- You stop playing computer games because you don't want to hurt anyone.
- You feel guilty when ever you restart your computer.
- You start calling your watch Glitch.
- You start refering to yourself as the User.
- You scream at your computer, "I am the USER! Worship me!!!!"
- You know the musical score of every song ever played on the show.
- You try to draw tattoos on your arm in permanent ink.
- You go to a tattoo parlor and ask if they have any ReBoot tattoos.
- You dye your hair to match the hair color of your favorite character.
- You paint your skin to match the skin color of you favorite character.
- You ponder for hours on why Ray doesn't have any ears.
- You can recite the dialouge from every episode.
- You make up your own ReBoot theme song, complete with words and sheet music.
- You no longer know the orginal color of the walls of your room because they're covered with ReBoot pictures and posters.
- The majority of your webpage bookmarks are ReBoot realted.
- Your parents are starting to call your behavior 'unhealthy.'
- Your mom claims you call out names of the characters in your sleep.
- You start to fail in school because you spend all your time writing fan fiction and working on your ReBoot page.
- You catch yourself singing 'Alphanumeric', 'Firewall', or the ReBoot Recap Song.
- You continue doing it anyway.
- You perform one of the songs in your school's talent show.
- You knock on your computer screen and say, 'Bob? Are you in there?'.
- You do it when you're not alone.
- You hear an answer.
- You try to convince your non-ReBoot friends into joining your 'cult', as they call it.
- To try and convert your friends, you drag them to your house and make them watch all three seasons (which you conviently have on tape), nonstop.
- Your plan actaully works.
- You shamelessly write (and with a huge grin on your face) a self-insertion fic. *cough*MQ*cough*
- You have all the ReBoot merchandise known to man.
- You have some ReBoot merchandise not known to man.
- You have all the action figures, including the ones that haven't been produced yet.
- You talk to the action figures.
- You make up whole scenarious just using the action figures.
- You print out the ReBoot Drinking Game and plop yourself down to watch all three seasons.
- You played the RDG through all three seasons and did not pass out on the floor.
- You plan to change your name to that of your favorite character as soon as you're 18.
- You are 18, and you've already changed your name. (submitted by Fistula)
- You scour the Net for tidbits about Daemon Rising.
- You know everything there is to know about Daemon Rising.
- Your screen online name/alias/pen name is that of your favorite character.
- You buy red contacts, paint neon-green veins on your skin, and tell everyone you're infected by Daemon.
- You really think you're infected by Daemon and hear her voice in your head.
- When your parents tell you to do something, you refuse, saying, "I obey only Daemon."
- When someone asks you a question, you reply, "I'm a Guardian. I know everything."
- You actually think you're a Guardian.
- You've made your Guardian costume, complete with icon, keytool, and the spiffy shoulder/knee pads.
- You start substituting ReBoot words for the normal ones.
- You've made a shrine to your favorite character, either online or in your room.
- You watch other shows made by Mainframe Ent. just so you can see the familiar logo at the end.
- You have a guitar you insist on calling 'BFG'.
- You tell people what BFG really stands for, especially Doom fanatics.
- You swear Daemon has infected your computer.
- Even the people in the online ReBoot community think you have a problem (if that's possible).
- I think you've taken it too far.
- You are contiunally trying to convince your parents to move to Vancover.
- You scrounge the music store looking for a guitar like Megabyte's.
- Pictures of your favorite character(s) and icons dance across your homework papers.
- In art class, everything you do is ReBoot-related.
- When you write stories in English class, all your characters have names like 'Bob', 'Enzo', and 'Dot'.
- You wonder why you have red blood instead of bluish-green energy.
- All your friends and family know what you're talking about when you mention 'Boot.
- You insist on only drinking your special 'energy' shakes.
- You have actually read through this whole list, realize most of them apply to you, then go "Heeeyyy, that's not funny."
- You read through this and realize you've done at least half of this stuff.
- You don't think it's a bad thing.
Scoring
If you do one of these, you need to watch more ReBoot.
If you do at least four of these, you like ReBoot.
If you do at least 10 of these, you REALLY like ReBoot.
If you do at least 20 or more, please get some professional help.
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