Well, the only thing the keeps it here is the simple fact that Geocities does not acknowledge sites which do not modify this page from what it once was.
Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be, like, checking out my site or something?
Well, if you're not coming in then you can just march your hinny-quarters right outta here. That's right, go! See if I care!
Wait, you were serious?
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE PINECONES!!! THEY'LL EAT MY TOES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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