Future Shopping
Author: Alicia
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: There's no way in Tartarus that I own them,
Baby!
"Sweetie, I think that Ares only agreed because you wouldn't talk
to him..." Aphrodite told Xena apologetically.
She pouted. "You promised!"
Aphrodite sighed. "I know, munchkin, but Ares really doesn't
like our little bro, so you'll have to talk to him about taking him with
us."
"Ares!!!!!"
With a huff, the God Of War appeared before the spoiled
goddess. "What is it, princess?"
"Why won't you let Hercules come with us?!? He's my best
friend!" she frowned at Ares.
Ares imitated her look. "I thought I was your best
friend."
Xena stubbornly shook her head and glared at him. "You're
mean to me!"
"I am not!" Ares shouted.
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
A shrill whistle pierced the air. The arguing couple stopped
and glared at Cupid. "All right, quit it, the both of you!"
Xena pointed her finger at Ares. "He started
it!"
Ares glared at his miniature goddess. "I did not!
You started it!"
Xena opened her mouth to argue, when Aphrodite put her hand over
the child's lips and smiled at her son. "Let's just get Herc and go,
before we have brawling gods on our hands..."
Cupid nodded as Ares grumbled. Xena pulled free of Aphrodite
and grinned. "Yay!!!"
*~*~*
Xena and Hercules walked around bug-eyed, as they discovered each
new thing. The future was so different from what they knew. They
were at a place called the Hyperdome, in a country called Australia.
Apparently, they were far away from Greece. The two children hadn't
realized that there even was anything outside of Greece, especially Xena, whose
sheltered godly immortality was changed.
Aphrodite held Hercules' hand, as both Cupid and Ares held one of
Xena's dainty hands. Suddenly, Xena noticed something in one of the store
windows. It was a large stuffed teddy bear that was twice her size, and
being the spoilt child that she was, Xena wanted it.
Xena broke away from her friends and bolted into the store.
Hercules, not wanting to be left behind with the adults, quickly followed.
All three gods called them back, but to no avail. Xena and Hercules were
gone...
*~*~*
The three gods had been searching for the two delinquent children
for two hours.
Aphrodite let out an exasperated breath. "I can't believe
those little brats! I give them a nice little trip, and what do they
do? They run away!"
Ares tried not to laugh. His little chicka was a handful, all
right... They gotten glimpses of the two kids over the last two hours, but
even Ares had had fun. Each time that he'd spot Xena, she'd disappear,
taking his half-brother with her.
Things had changed for Ares in the last day or so. He'd seen
how his brother interacted with his charge, and even the God of War had to admit
that Hercules wasn't as bad as he'd thought, and he was better than their
father, so that was a plus.
Cupid, however, wasn't faring as well, or even paying the slightest
bit of attention to his parents. His gaze was trained on a stunning blond
who appeared to be window shopping.
Ares, noticed. He leaned over and whispered to his son, "Go
and have some fun with the blond, Cupid, she looks like she's in need of a good
time..."
Cupid grinned at his father, thinking the same thing. He
could see the sadness radiating from her. His wings not apparent, he
approached the girl and started the conversation...
"Ares!" Aphrodite whined. "I'm all for my son and the love
game, but we have two little munchkins to find!"
The God of War chuckled. "In case you've forgotten, Aph,
Xena's a goddess and she'll find us when she wants to go home, otherwise, we
won't be able to find either of them..."
Aphrodite sighed...then she spotted a gorgeous tall, dark and
handsome...
Ares faded into the background and went looking for a sample of
future weapons, maybe he could just start a little war to pass the
time...
The End