Chakram Shenanigans
Author: Alicia (a.k.a Lady
Angel)
Rating: PG-15 minor
violence
Timeline: AU Season
Five
Disclaimer: There's no way in Tartarus
that I own them, Baby!
Notes: Just a pointless bit of
ridiculousness...
"Ares!!!" The immortal Warrior
Princess bellowed for her sometimes lover.
The God Of War appeared in front of
the alter in his Corinth temple. Xena shot him a deadly
glare.
"What have you done with me
Chakram???" She stormed right up to him, sticking her long index finger in
his face. He backed up as far as he could, but the alter at his back
stopped him.
Ares quickly ducked under her arm,
then grinned. Suddenly, her new Chakram appeared in his hand. "You
mean this?"
"Yes!" Xena bolted after him,
when Ares held the weapon above his head and ran for his
bedchamber.
Ares entered his bedchamber at full
pelt, throwing himself onto his large bed. Xena, anticipating this,
flipped over the bed, landing neatly on the other side, where Ares was holding
her precious Chakram.
Xena snatched the gift from him and
hit him over the head with the flat side. The god rubbed his sore
head. "Ouch, Xena!"
The Warrior Princess sashayed around
the bed, her hips swinging provocatively. The threw a 'Serves you right,'
over her shoulder.
"Hey, where are you going? What
about my manly needs???" he called after her.
The raven-haired beauty swung around,
looking him up and down. "Maybe later, babe!"
The sexy, leather-clad god pouted as
his princess blew him a kiss, then left.
The
End...hehehe!