Funny/Random Quotes
1. I'm actually blind! I get around by smell
alone, that's how
I always know where the rest of the band are from one
minute to another! Really, my eyes are grayish blue.
Sometimes with a touch of green.
2. “Oh Sod-him, he’ll have to wait wont he?”
3. "He obviously enjoyed it, because he came in my hand." (When asked: What was
kissing Ville Valo like?)
4. “Do you really think I walk around the streets here smashing things up and
generally acting like a maniac?” (no but that would be kool)
5. "I'm just a deranged, sick killer who basically kills a lot of people in
devious ways." (about Cradle Of Fear)
6. "There’s a mental hospital next door. It’s nice area."
7. “I wont repeat it twice”
8. “No, you dragged us out of the pub down the corner.”
9. “I wasn’t listening to him”
10. “Festivel-Beatnic-Combo”
11. “Well fuck em then” (talking about his fans!)
12. “Fungus penis.”
13. “We haven’t done it…have you asked?” (when thanked for something)
14. “This is radio, who can see me?…. Is that a web cam?” (When accused of
rolling his eyes)
15. "Martin are we the wankers you feared?"
16. “Oh dear.”
17. FRAN: How did you train your voice?
DANI: "Continual masturbation. I’m masturbating now; this is a fake arm. It’s
polystyrene."
18. "I'm an inner lesbian myself."
20. "Actually, my favorite swear word is 'knackers'."
21. "Junk."
22. "And that kids, is entertainment."
23. "I'd just like to express my feelings for the record, that I fucking hate
emo music with a vengeance, I do I hate it, I can’t believe how much I hate it.
The whole thing about it. They’ve all got stupid names like Dentists on Friday.
Boy Eats Corn. Grant Smells Of Cheese on Tuesday. It's not even emotional; it's
just crying about your girlfriend and wearing baggy trousers."
24."Did I just say sex tasted better?"
25. "I accidentally murdered my ex-girlfriend in the office of my East End club
with an ashtray as a young acquaintance looked on, who I then made help me bury
the body in a wood. Luckily, I got out of it 'cos I blamed it all on him. I've
got one of those sparkly grins that people fall for."
26. "We weren't really taking drugs."
27. "People would not believe how much I adhere to this lifestyle."
28. "We'd Have Been Burned As Witches!"
29. "So what did we win? Worst band?"
30. "A lot of people worked on it who were part of the staff on films like Hellraiser and Shaving Ryan's Privates, I mean Saving Private Ryan. Oh, I love that one... umm, I get those two films confused. I better be careful which one I send to me grandma! "
31. "Hellish bowelmovement"
32. "Music aside, my interests
include spending time at home in Suffolk with my girlfriend (I am soon to become
a father) and cats, decorating our house,
collecting bizarre objects and ornaments, watching horror films, visiting
restaurants, cycling, relaxing with a joint, copious amounts of sexual
intercourse (though I must stress, not with the cats), reading extensively;
being the Cradle of Filth link between the band and our management; listening to
a constant barrage of music, visiting close friends or working on the
merchandise label, Vamperotica."
33. "Journalists wanting to know about
my Satanistic beliefs causes more offence than asking about my wanking
fantasies."
34. "There's nothing wrong with human sacrifices. If's time the earth was culled
to make way for people with more intelligence."
35. "That'll teach yea, bunch of puppets"
36. "Well, it's a new kitchen.. so we thought it'd be ironic really, to have a
skeleton in there." (When asked why he has a skeleton in his kitchen)
37. "She doesn't use the 'F' word though. Just like her daddy." (Concerning
Luna)
38. "I have to sarcophagi. Actually ones
a sarcophagi, ones a sarcopha-girl...actually ones my Mummy."
39. "Marquis De Sade's version of Emily Strange." (Libertina Grimm)
40. (When asked about his ties to Australia) "Yeah I know a few people, They have been a great help with my music, Elizabeth (Bundaberg QLD) always tells me how great I am and that I change the lives of others. She is the first person to actually be able to put up with me really. Why do I suddenly feel sorry for her?"
41. "I think I just wee'd in your car mate."
42. "I don’t know why, we we’re drunk
one day and it came out." (about Temptation.)
43. "We are the idle pieces of dark crap referred to as Cradle of Filth"
44. "Probably writing for fucking Kerrang..that'd be a sad existance."
45. "Bowling, go-carting, jumping out of planes..."
46. "There are three levels of
alcohol abuse in my vocabulary...
1) The starter, or the light drinker's favourite, which would have to be pints
of Guiness.
2) The secondary level... Red wine, Sangria or champagne.
3) The 'lets do this seriously', two o'clock- in- the- morning pissed out of
your head poisons aka Jim Beam, Absinthe, Pernod, Jaegermeister, Rumplemintz....
at this point it could be WB40 or meths, it really doesn't matter. "
47. "Lets not have Hitler."
***MORE COMING SOON***