Great God Pan, He played one,
Kissed the Lady just for fun,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.
Great God Pan, He played two,
Kissed the Lady on her shoe,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.
Great God Pan, He played three,
Kissed the Lady in a tree,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.
Great God Pan, He played four,
Kissed the Lady just once more,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.
Great God Pan, He played five,
Filled the Lady full of life,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.
Great God Pan, He played six,
Caught the Lady for some licks,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.
Great God Pan, He played seven,
Brought the Lady straight to heaven,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.
Great God Pan, He played eight,
Kept the Lady out quite late,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.
Great God Pan, He played Nine,
Made the Lady feel fine,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.
Great God Pan, He played ten,
Kissed the Lady once again,
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
Slip the Maid a bone,
Then the two went rolling home.