Zidane: Good one...
Hiei: *smirks* Thanks...
Siren: *grabs Elk by the wrist and heads into another room, giggling*
Elk: O____O;; *is dragged along*
Kyashia: *hugs Miroku* You're just so kawaii! ^.^
Miroku: ^^; Thanks...
Kyashia: ^___^ *clings to him*
InuYasha: Good thing nobody's clinging on me...
Kyashia: That can be arranged... *clings to InuYasha*
InuYasha: GEH!! O.o;;; GET OFF ME YOU STUPID GIRL!
Kyashia: Aww, fine... *lets go of him* Hmm, I wonder what Siren and Elk are up to...
Elk and Siren walk back in. Siren is wearing elkiepoodoodles hat, and Elk has about ten kiss marks on his face
The group: O_O;;
Kyashia: SIREN!
Siren and Elk: *sit back in the cirlce*
Siren: yesh kya?
Kyashia: What did you do to Elk?
Siren: I cured him...and stole his hat...^__^
Elk: *blinks*
Miroku: Now how come he go to be alone with one of the lovely ladies?
Hiei: Because Siren's an idiot who'd do anything for a guy...and Kyashia doesn't seem to be one.
Kyashia: *pokes Hiei* Are you sure you're hiei?
Hiei: Positive.
Miroku: That still does't explain why I dont have anyone bearing my child yet...
Malik: ENOUGH WITH THIS! *walks back in* LET ME GO HOME!
Zidane: Not when this is just starting to get interesting...
Kyashia: ...Zidane you okay?
Zidane: Yeah..I'm fine...Are you okay?
Kyashia: SIREN!! May I have a word with you?
Siren: Only if my little hunny bunny can come too! ^__^;;
Kyashia: WHATEVER JUST COME HERE!
Siren and Elk: *walk over*
Siren: You called?
Kyashia: What did you do to them...?
Siren: ...I DIDN'T DO IT! ITS ELK'S FAULT!
Elk: ...pardon?
Siren: Yup! See...We were sitting on the floor near the vent and we--I mean, he-- hit a switch, causing my love gas to go...
Kyashia: -_-; Love gas?
Siren: Yup! That was...I believe...plan...32!
Elk: But I wasn't affected...
Kyashia: Then how come you to are sooooo lovey dovey ish?
Kyashia: *smacks herself in the forehead* We might wanna undo this love gas...
Siren: Aww, how come?
Kyashia: Isn't it cheating...?
Siren: ... I guess so...
Kyashia: ... on second thought, who cares? Hey Hiei!! *walks off*
Siren: O_o; well... *turns to Elk* So... how come you're all lovey dovey, but weren't affected by the gas?
Elk: W-well, I... *blushes a bit*
Meanwhile...
Kyashia: Miroku, it's too sudden! Quit being a pervert.... ^^;
Miroku: *sighs* Okay...
Kyashia: Aww... *kisses him on the cheek* There!
Miroku: *smiles*
Kyashia: *whew* Let's hope this stuff doesn't get too out of hand...
Hiei: What stuff?
Kyashia: Erm, nothing!
Hiei: Whatever you say... If I can help, erm, let me know...
Kyashia: Thanks! ^^ *Walks off*
Malik: *stops her* Hold it. WHERE is the EXIT?!
Kyashia: *grins evilly* What exit?
Malik: Do NOT play me for a fool! *points his Millenium Rod at her*
Kyashia: *knocks it away* I ought to confiscate that thing!!! Good Lord!
Malik: !! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME, YOU INCOMPETENT--
Siren: *walks over* I don't think he was effected, either...
Kyashia: Frankly, that's fine with me. Why is he here again? Oh wait, he's cute! That's right...
Malik: I'm glad you think so! ... *Shakes head* What am I saying?!?
Siren: *snickers*
Siren: *pat Malik's head* ^__^ It might've had a tiiiny effect..
Malik: *removes her hand in desgust* DO NOT TOUCH ME! GRRR!!! *walks out*
Elk: *Walks over to Siren* Um...Siren...Can I talk to you?
Siren: Sure Hunny! ^__^;; Whats up?
Kyashia: *watches Silently, since Elk forgot she was there*
Elk: I..I..
Inuyasha: SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Miroku: You really outta control that temper of yours. Besides...this is like a vacation...I might even get someone to bear my child! ^__^
Irvine: They'll be bearing my child way before yours...
Zidane: Oh pa-lease...Give me a break...I'm the heartthrob here and y'all know it!
T�ya: Sure you are...
Kurama: Well, Siren Seems to like me best
Hiei: ...Give me a break she's hung over Elk over there
Siren: Elk, hold that thought! Kyashia...We gotta problem on our hands...
Kyashia: You're telling me! They're fighting! OVER US!! I never thought this would happen...
Siren: What're we gonna do?!
Kyashia: *thinks* Hmmm... Well, looks like we have two options: Turn off the love gas, or attempt to break up the fight!
Siren: ... let's try breaking up the fights first!
Kyashia: *nods* Right!
Zidane: I'M the heartthrob!
Kurama: Siren likes ME!
Hiei: *shakes head* Kurama, quit fooling yourself... she's all over Elk!
Kurama: It's just a game she's playing...
Kyashia: NOW ALL OF YOU CUT IT OUT!!
The room falls quiet
Siren: ... Now then! If you all don't quit fighting, we'll have to do... stuff!
Kyashia: *falls over* Yeah...
Hiei: *helps her back up* You alright?
Kyashia: *blinks* Yeah...
Hiei: *half-smiles* Good...
Miroku: *Twitches*
Malik: *wanders back in* I heard chaos... what's going on?
Xelloss: Ah, nothing that isn't typical of a group of boys hung up over two ladies...
Kyashia: *whispers to Siren* Ya know what? I think the tables have turned on us...
Siren: Well...if its us they want...lets give them what they want...*winks* COME ON GUYS! COME AND--
Elk: Siren...
Siren: Yeah Elk?
Elk: I..I..
Kurama: *dives on top of Siren* She's mine, little one.
Miroku: *walks over to Kyashia* I'll ask you one more time...Then its Siren's turn--
Hiei: Don't Say Yes Kya...DON'T!!
Kyashia: um...guys...
Irvine: EVERYONE BACK OFF THE GIRLS!! They're mine ^_-
Elk: STOP IT! ALL OF YOU! *sighs* Get over youselves okay? *pushes Kurama off of Siren and helps her up* Are you okay?
Siren: O_O;; I think so...
Kyashia: OOOOH I BET I KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN NEXT! ^__^;;
Kyashia: I would never expect this kind of behavior from half the guys here-- *looks at T�ya* ... ? What's the matter with you?
T�ya: *sitting in a corner* I'm waiting for you to let us go. I have someone back home waiting for me. I'm sorry.
Kyashia: ... that's so sweet!!
Hiei&Miroku: *give T�ya a look*
Malik: I don't need love! All I need are my mind slaves... �_� The world will bow before me soon enough... *shifty eyes* you'll all see...
Siren: Well excuse me, Mr. Heartless....
Malik: *licks his lips* Proud too... Let's keep it that way.... *walks off*
Kyashia: .... The boy can't sit still, can he?
InuYasha: Guess not...
Miroku: ..... as I was saying, Kyashia, please. I want you to--
Hiei: *starts to uncover his third eye* NOT while I'm here--
Kyashia: STOP IT ALL OF YOU!!!
Elk: SIREN, I LIKE YOU!!! ... There, I said it!
Kyashia: *blinks* Aww.... And he's not even on the love gas...
Siren: *huggles Elk* ^___^
Kurama: ....... *looks defeated*
Kyashia: O_O;; We better turn off the love gas, Siren... where can we do that?
Siren: Love Gas...what love gas *looks innocent*
Kyashia: Siren....
Elk: Its been off for a while now...This is the side effects ^_^;; Right Siren?
Siren: *huggles him again* ISN'T HE ADORABLY SMART?!
Kyashia: Side effects?
Kurama: *sighs and goes to sit in a corner*
Miroku: *pulls on Kyashia's shirt* PLEASE BEAR MY-
Hiei: I SAID DONT!
Irvine: AND I SAID STOP!
Kyashia: Well how long until the side effects go away?
Siren: um..that...I'm not sure about ^__^;;
Kyashia: WHAT?!
Siren: Don't give me that tone of voice young lady!
Elk: Don't yell at Siren!
Siren: AWW!! *huggles him again* I just want to kiss you!
Kurama: ...why don't you so you can break my hear even more...
Siren: Elk Will you excuse me? *walks over to Kurama and hugs him* Don't feel bad, okay? 'cause you know You'll always be mine! ^__^;;
Elk: WHAT?!
Siren: *walks back over to Elk and shakes her head* Don't get what I said wrong, No one could ever replace you Mr. Elkiepoodoodles! Cause I love you lots!
Elk: L-love?
Malik: *walks in* I'm giving in...*walks over to Kyashia* I want you.
Kyashia: um...erm...SIREN!! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?!
Siren: *looks at Malik* uh...oh...I think he found the egyptian love potion...
Kyashia: Egyptian WHAT?!?
Siren: Love potion... ^^;;
Kyashia: WELL THEY BETTER HAVE AN EGYPTIAN LOVE ANTIDOTE!!! ;-; this is breaking my heart....
Hiei: *giving Miroku, Irvine, and Malik dirty looks*
Kyashia: *huggles Hiei, then Miroku* But I love you both!
Malik: *blinks* .... *sighs* ... wait... again, what was I doing?! *slaps himself* I don't need love!!
Kyashia: *turns to Elk* ... effects wearing off?
Elk: He didn't have the effects too strongly to begin with, really!
Kyashia: ... This is true. *smiles, a bit relieved* This could be a good thing...
InuYasha: ... *twitches*
Xelloss: ? what's up with you? ^_^
InuYasha: ... Kagome... Kikiyo... *twitch* Siren...
Xelloss: Ah! ^_^ Girl trouble!
InuYasha: --; precisely...
Kyashia: So how long until the effects completely wear off, and we know how these people REALLY feel?
Siren: *thinks* Hmm... you know, I just don't know! ^^;;
Kyashia: ^^;; Great... well, let's just hope nobody gets killed until then--
Miroku: *kisses Kyashia on the cheek*
Kyashia: *blushes a bit* U-uh...
Hiei: *glares at Miroku* You....!
Siren: Uh oh.....
Siren: um...me and Elk are going to go into the bedroom...
Elk: w-we are?
Kurama: I don't think anyone cares...
Malik: *walks in again and slaps Irvine* Get up you fool!
Irvine: Why? There a lovely lady waiting for me...
Elk: P-pardom me...but Irvine was already a pervert before hand...the gass had no effect...
Siren: He's Right...*Shoves Irvine out the exit door* BYE IRVY POO!!
Malik: WAIT!! I WANNA GO TOO!!!
Siren: Not until you break these spells...
Kyashia: WAIT!!! LEAVE HIEI AND MIROKU ALONE FOR NOW...
Kurama: What spell...?
Siren: *shoves him out the door* Bye Mr. Lovie!!
Zidane: GET ME OUT--
Siren: BYE ZIDANE! *pushes him out, then pushes Xellos and T�ya* YOU GUYS ALL NEED TO GO!! *counts Fingers* INUYASHA!! *walks over to him and kisses his cheek, then pushes him out the door too* Bye!
Malik: Now will you let me go?
Siren: No. We need you to knock one of the guys out...
Elk: Siren...?
Siren: Yea Elk?
Elk: ...*walks over and kisses her*
Siren: O_O;; ...^__^;; *huggles him* Malik WRITE THIS DATE DOWN!
Malik: No.
Kyashia: *still debating*
Hiei and Miroku: *still fighting*
Kyashia: *bangs her head on a desk repeatedly*
Siren: Don't do that, you'll hurt yourself...
Kyashia: No I won't! This helps me think! *nodnod*
Siren: ^^; If ya say so...
Elk: Kyashia... wasn't Miroku a pervert before hand too?
Kyashia: Yes, but still!!
Elk: Then... what if... the spell wears off and he doesn't want you anymore?
Kyashia: That could happen to either of them... ;-; and I'm not willing to wait for the dang effects to wear off and find out!
Hiei: Come on now, Kya! Make a decision!!
Miroku: Don't rush her, you jerk!!!
Hiei: WHAT did you just call me?! YOU'RE the lecher!!!
Kyashia: ... hmm... good point!
Miroku: ??
Kyashia: Sorry, Miroku, I'll be yer fangirl forever! But... it's not worth it to LIKE you if all you want is... well, get what I'm saying?
Miroku: *shakes head* No, I'm afraid I don't get it--
Kyashia: *kisses him on the cheek* Bye... *boots him out the door* ^.^ *huggles Hiei*
Hiei: *hugs her back*
Siren: *huggles Elk* ^.^
Elk: *hugs back*
Kyashia: ^__^ Siren, I think we did good! ^.^
Malik: Now can you send me home So I can defeat yugi and his friends?!
Siren: Sure! ^__^ *pushes Malik out the door* Done.
a bunch of reporters suddenly storm the house, surrounding the party
Siren and Elk: *huddle together*
Hiei and Kyashia: *do the same thing*
Reporter: We just heard these two girls captured you and a bunch of other guys. How does it feel?
Elk: What? Captured? No. These are our Girlfriends an--
Hiei: Yes we were. We were captured by a lovely woman and a girl who is in love with this little boy over here...
Kyasha: Hiei...
Elk: *slaps forehead* Nice going genius...
Siren: IM NOT A LOVELY WOMAN?!
Elk: *kisses Siren again*
Siren: ^__^;; You can't do that every time I get mad you know...
Elk: Why not? It works...
Reporter: Um, I hate to bust in, but, How did it feel to be captured by these two?
Elk: I told you we weren't--
Hiei: It's a loong story. But I seem to like the feeling I'm getting now. *looks at Kyashia smiles*
Kyashia: ^_^
Reporter: erm...budding in again. Now That you've survived a day with these two...erm..ladies...What do you plan on doing?
Siren: You're acting like we are criminals...
Elk: *nods* I agree with Si---
Hiei: We're going to disneyland! ^___^
Elk: *sighs* I still think theres a bit of gass left in him...but...oh well...
Kyashia: Disneyland? ....Cant we go to Hawaii or Japan or...someplace exotic?
Hiei: Sure! We'll go to the Animal Kingdom in Disney Land. ^_^
Siren: *freezes everyone and laughs* Well, We had a good time. I got Elk and Kyashia got Hiei. Now I know what you all might be wondering...How were things in Disneyland? ...Now thats something you'll have to come back to see...or Guess! ^__^;; Thank you everyone for comming! I would like to Thank The little people and my parents and Elk and Mia for not being here and... -Two hours later- ...My friend Sarah who didn't help me at all but I would like to--
Kyashia: SIREN!! COME ON!!
Siren: Right. Well I gotta go...See y'all around soon!
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