The Story........

    Jade,  Jen , and Candra sit at their respected spots  in The Dorm. Jen blinks, " Ja-Chan," Why is it that when you say The Dorm, it looks funny?" Jade shrugs," If you haven't noticed, I like the Italics button.."  Candra pulls out a large hard cover book," I suppose you're in here to read the story about our fair heroine Utena. " She  throws the book at Jen, knocking her over onto the floor, somewhat unconscious. " That was for the sailing both ways remark. " Candra stops, then smiles ," The story of Utena, is a rather sweet one." Jade interrupts,"At the beginning actually. When it wasn't so confusing...."  Candra growls, and looks for something to throw at Jade.  She sees a lamp and picks it up. Jade in return, has also  found something to throw, the closest thing next to her,which for some reason at the moment happened to be Akio. Candra eyes widen at   Akio, whom Jade has lifted above her head,
"You wouldn't.." Jade blinks," Oh wouldn't I?  Just get on with the story Candra, before I'm forced to do something dramatic...." Candra glares and clears her throat. Jade drops Akio down. He lands with a loud *OOMF* on the semi-conscious Jennifer. Jen groans, and notices that Akio, for the millionth time that day, is on top of her. Jen's arms flail as she tries to get from underneath Akio who is now also semi-unconscious. Jade smiles at Candra," Get on with the story...."   A group of random Kindergarten aged children gather around Candra in a circle.

Once Upon A Time... Many years ago..There was a little Princess who was very sad, for her mother and father had died. Before this princess, appeared a traveling Prince, riding upon a white horse. He had a regal bearing, and A kind smile. The Prince wrapped the Princess in his rose scented embrace and gently wiped the tears from her eyes.," Little one, "he said," Growing up alone and in such deep sorrow...never lose your strength or you nobility, even when you are a young Lady..."

  The Prince gave  the Princess a rose  ring and he said," I give this to you to remember this day. We will meet again.This ring will lead you to me.... one day." Perhaps the ring the Prince gave her was an engagement ring. This was all well and  good, but so impressed was she by him, that the princess vowed to become a Prince herself one day. But was that really such a good idea?

   The random kindergarten aged children clap, and Candra blinks at them. " Umm.. Ja-Chan?"  Jade shrugs.
"Take care of them yourself. " Candra growls," Fine..." As the kindergarten aged children  get up and randomly run in various different areas of The Dorm." Come back here you little onion headed spores!!"
      Jen snickers as Candra opens the closet to retrieve a child. Jade just shakes her head," Now she should have known better..."  Already knowing what is about to happen, Jen looks for a teacup to hide behind.  Candra blinks,
"Oh damn..." Akio jumps out of the closet and glomps Candra unmercifully,
"Candra, Finally! You have come to me willingly!"  Jade blinks stupidly," Er...Akio? I thought you liked it better when she put up a fight.. you know.. so you could put your manipulative powers to work...."  Akio seems to consider this for a moment," You're right.. " He looks at Candra," Go away."  Candra's eyebrow jumps, " so I'm not good enough for you now eh , Akio? Well, we'll see about that.. the enemy gates are down....."  Jen and Jade both look at Candra with worried expressions," Eh, what are down , Candra?" Candra ignores them and a large  demon head appears behind her," Get ready men... we Attack at Dawn!! Ahhahaheeehehehohohbwahahahahaa." Candra hops away and firmly attaches herself to a light fixture. Akio taps his chin," That can't be good." He looks at Jen & Jade," I'll let you two handle this."  Jen glares. Jade sighs," Sure.. drive her insane and let us take care of things....." Akio smiles manipulatively,
"You look angry Ja-Chan. Maybe we can discuss this in my  car..."  Jade grabs the Spatula of Infinite Punishment and holds it up threateningly," Come near me, and walk away with a whole bunch less manly parts..."  Akio blinks and backs away," I'll see you ladies later," he smiles before disappearing out the door. Jade can't help notice that instead of simply leaving, Akio has just backed into a closet, where he has apparently chosen to lurk for an indefinite amount of time. Jen blinks," I don't think we should let him stay in there.." Jade looks at her,
"Do you want to go get him out?" Jen shakes her head,"No ma'am." They both look at Candra who is swinging back and forth from the light fixture. Jen raises an eye," How long should we let her stay up there?" Jade shrugs,"She'll come down eventually. Just give her brain time to cool down. She doesn't take rejection well...."