| Q.) What were George W. Bush's three hardest years? A.) 2nd grade |
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| GEORGE W. BUSH |
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| Q.) Why is George Bush so hard headed? A.) His skull has to protect the weakest part of his body |
| "I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy" |
| Bush's original idea for a campaign slogan~ "Reform 'N Stuff" |
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| "We need to stop the equisite sex and wholesome violence that underscore our children." |
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| Quotes by Bush: |
| "A low voter turnout in a indication of fewer people going to the polls." |
| "It's clearly a budget. Its got a lot of numbers in it." |
| "The most important job is not to be Govenor, or First Lady in my case." |
| Quotes about Bush: |
| "President Bush was munching on some pretzels when he choked and fainted. All this time we were worrying about Osama Bin Laden, turns out he was almost done in by Mr. Salty." ~Jay Leno |