"Thank you for calling My Father's house. Please select
one of the following options: Press 1 for Requests. Press 2 for Thanksgiving. Press 3 for Complaints.
Press 4 for all other inquiries."
What if God used this familiar excuse?
"I'm sorry, all
the angels are helping other customers right now. �Please stay on the line. �Your call is very important
to us and will be answered in the order in which it was received."
Can you imagine getting these
kinds of responses as you call God in prayer?
If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1.
For Michael, press 2. For a directory of all angels, press 3. If you'd like to hear King David
sing a Psalm while you are holding, press 4. To find out if a loved has been assigned to Heaven, press
5, enter his Social Security number followed by the pound key. For reservations to My Father's House,
press the letters J-O-H-N, then 3-16.
For nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth,
and where Noah's ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
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called once today. � Please hang up and try again tomorrow. This office is closed for the weekend.
Please call again on Monday after 9:00 a.m.
Thank God we can call on Him any time day or night!
�Our God is an awesome God!
