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It costs you more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

You wake up to the soothing sound of running water and remember that you've just bought a water bed

You spend $75 at the Hairdressers and when you get home the dog barks at you.

Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-husband.

You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

you get to work and find a 60 minutes news team waiting in your office.

Your Birthday cake collapses from the weight of thecandles

You start to put the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.

You have been at work 3 hrs before you notice your skirt is caught in your pantihose.

You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

You invite the peeping tom in and he says "NO"!!

Your 4 yr old tells you it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet bowl.