9. Our heroine was paired with Three Pierce's, a child pornographer, and the man who killed her daughter.
8. We had to endure 8 long years of Saint Maria, Twit Kit, and Annalex.
7. We spent last summer with CheckBrooke and the heart debacle.
6. Brooke and Eddy's first date happened only in our minds.
5. We moved from staircase to morning after with no sex scenes in between. C'mon we waited eight years for this!
4. B&E had no airtime between the Crystal Ball and the proposal.
3. Speaking of the proposal, it was interrupted by Peter Jennings.
2. We've been twice engaged to Edmund and never married.
And the biggest gripe: Drumroll please!
1. Eddy's cheap! Brooke's ring cost only $19.95!
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