| Ok, this was a spur of the moment fic caused by a pointless discussion, a comment by DarkAngel and a dare by Tomanaiya. Blame this on her adoration of this line and having nothing better to do with their night. Tomanaiya: I *love* that line!! DarkAngel: You would. *mock glares* It�s so old! Tomanaiya: But it�s funny! DarkAngel: Yeah, yeah. On with the fic! *laughter heard in the background* Will you shut up already! Tomanaiya: �...Pants�� *gasp* *laugh* Dedicated to Misuszu (who supports our insanity and likes shiny things) and for Willow (she will know why!). Title: Shiny�� Authors: Lady DarkAngel & Lady Tomanaiya Archive: Lady Tomanaiya's Fic Library http://tomanaiya.homestead.com, and Lady DarkAngel's Gundam Wing Fanfiction Library http://ladydarkangel_1.homestead.com/Main.html and anywhere else is fine, just ask us first! ^_^ Category: Ficlet, Humor Pairing(s): Possibly 1+2 and 3+2 but it�s all in your perspective Disclaimers: They aren't ours, no matter how much we wish they were... Rating: PG Warnings: Cheap pick up line abuse Feedback: If you feel this is worthy of them, send them to [email protected] and [email protected]! Trowa walked by the open bedroom door and stopped when he saw what was inside. He let a sarcastic wolf-whistle and gave Duo a searching look. �What�s with the new clothes?� �Oh, do you like �em? Just got �em today. I�m goin� clubbin� tonight with Heero and wanted to look extra nice. What do you think?� �Turn around and let me see.� Duo obeyed and pirouetted in front of the Heavyarms pilot. He flashed a cheeky grin. �Do I look dead sexy or what?� Trowa seemed to consider this as Heero walked out of the bathroom silently behind them. �Hey, Duo?� he asked in a low sultry voice. �Yeah?� �Your pants are like mirrors: I can see myself in them.� Heero�s face got that nasty death glare plastered on it and he reached for a gun that was no longer there. �Trowa, OMAE O KOROSU!!!!� �Huh?� Turning around, he saw the imminent threat and ran for his life, Heero close on his heels with murder on his mind. Meanwhile, Duo was admiring himself in the mirror, oblivious to what just happened. �Thanks man! I know they were shiny but I didn�t think they were *that* shiny! Vinyl pants rule!� He turned around and noticed he was alone. �Wha�. Where�d you go?� Getting no answer, he went back to checking himself out in the pant�s reflection while the sounds of destruction echoed in the house. ~ ~ Owari ~ ~ DarkAngel: We�re sick and strange��. Tomanaiya: �.. Pants�� *laughs insanely* DarkAngel: Will you shut up about the $^@%&# pants!!! Tomanaiya: *whispers* Pants�� DarkAngel: Shut up! *points towards audience* Feedback! Should we write another? There are lots of other cheesy lines out there that just beg to be abused! Write us! The Twisted Sisters of GW, Lady DarkAngel & Lady Tomanaiya |