| This is what happens when an infantile, over-caffeinated, exhausted mind takes care of several over-eager, energetic near infants with too many kids books in the area. Unbeta'd. Couldn't bear to look at it again. I am slowly losing my mind here and don't need to be reminded of it. Title: A Primer for Slow Gundam Pilots Author: Lady DarkAngel Ladydarkangel_1 @ yahoo.com Archive: Lady DarkAngel's Gundam Wing Fanfiction Library http://www.geocities.com/ladydarkangel_1/index.html, Darkflame's (if she'll take it�.) and anywhere else is fine, just ask me first Category: Cute, possible humor Pairing(s): 1+2 Disclaimers: Gundam Wing or Shinkidousenki Gundam Wing is copyrighted and trademarked by Sunrise, Bandai, Sotsu Agency and associated parties with all rights and privileges. The characters were used without permission for the purposes of entertainment only. This is not meant for sale of profit. Any characters not created by those listed above are mine and hereby considered the sole property and copyright of the author. Anyway, I'm just a poor college student. So can I play with them? I promise I won't break them�... much. Rating: G (my first!) Warnings: Possibly some small innuendo��. Feedback: Kami-sama, YES!!! Ladydarkangel_1 @ yahoo.com (ignore the spaces); any and all comments are welcome like the sweet ego-sustainers they are. This is Heero. Hi Heero! Heero is a pilot. He is a Gundam pilot. They are special. He can fly. He can make things go BOOM! He is good at making things go BOOM! He likes being a pilot. He has a Wing. Not wings, Wing Zero. He has a laptop. It is small and black. He likes his laptop. He spends hours with it every night. They are good friends. Heero has blue eyes. Pretty eyes, pretty! They are deep and wide and sweet. He has dark shaggy hair. It is a mess. Yes, he has a comb. No, he has bad hair. It won't stay down. But it is ok. He is very cute! He is a bish. Heero is shy. Don't be shy, Heero! Heero likes someone. It is love. He likes another pilot. He likes a friend. He wants to tell them. But he is afraid. He is afraid they will be mad. Don't be afraid, Heero! That is Duo. Hi, Duo! Duo has long brown hair. Very long hair. It is in a braid. Some people think he is a girl. No! He is a boy. A cute boy. He has violet eyes. Violet is a purple color. This is rare. This makes him special. Heero thinks he is very special. Duo is a bish. He smiles a lot. He is always happy. Happy Duo, happy! He likes to make others happy too. He is nice. He likes to laugh. He laughs a lot. This is good. He likes to tease. He teases a lot. This may not be a good thing. Heero likes Duo. A LOT. Heero loves Duo. His face is red when he talks to Duo or when Duo teases him. He can not talk then. He just goes "Hn." He cannot say what he wants. This is bad. Duo does not know what "Hn" means. He is hurt. Heero is his friend. Why does Heero not talk to him? Is he mad? Was Duo a bad boy? Duo is sad. He does not know. Heero does not like Sad Duo. He likes Happy Duo. He does not want to make Duo sad anymore. He walks over to Duo. Duo smiles. He is happy to see Heero. Heero is his friend! "Hi Heero!" Heero is red now. He tries to talk. "Hn." That is not right. Duo does not smile. He is not happy now. Heero tries and tries but cannot talk right. He says "Baka." "Baka" is a bad word. It means you are not smart. Heero said Duo was dumb. This is not true. Duo is very smart. Heero did not want to say that! That was bad! Duo is very sad now. His friend said he was dumb. That is a lie. Lies are bad. They hurt. They hurt Duo. Awwww. Duo can pout. Heero tries again. He cannot say "Hn" or "Baka." to his friend. He cannot say a bad thing again! He must try to say the right thing! Try. Heero, try! He knows what he wants to say. Duo does not want to stay here with Heero. He does not think Heero likes him. He thinks Heero hates him. He wants to cry. Don't cry, Duo! He wants to run away. Don't run, Duo! Heero knows Duo is sad. He knows Duo wants to run and cry. He does not like that! He does not want that! He tries and tries and says, "Duo." It is a start. Duo looks at him. "Yes, Heero?" Heero cannot get his tongue to work. Bad tongue! He must talk! He must talk to Duo! "I like��" Duo listens. Heero likes? Heero likes what? A thing, a food, a place, a person? "You like? What do you like, Heero?" Heero gives up. He cannot talk. But he can point! He smiles. He points to Duo. Duo will see. Then Duo will know. Duo sees. Heero is pointing at him. Why was Heero pointing at him? "What do you like? I do not know. Point to what you like so I can see too." Heero says. "I am pointing at you." Please, Duo. Please know. Please see. Please do not be mad or sad. Please like Heero too. "You like me?" Duo is happy now. He knows. "�� I like you." Heero is happy too. He told Duo! This is good! "I like you too." Duo is very happy. He smiles a lot. Heero smiles a lot too. It is a good thing. Heero reached for Duo and�� ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Duo, just *what* are you writing?" "A story, duh." "I can see that. Why this particular piece of�� artwork?" "Being polite, I see. Well�� you know I'm taking a Child Development course as my Psych requirement, right? And we got this assignment to��" "Stop. Just stop. I'm not sure I want to hear anymore. Knowing you, it's sure to be�.. a unique reading experience. Just�� try and give it a happy ending, ne?" "Heero! This is a children's book! There's always a happy ending!" "Yes but don't write one of OUR happy endings, kudasai. I'd like to not have to hear why you got an automatic F for smutty content and possible child endangerment." "Spoilsport." "If you do it right, I just might give you a happy ending right now." "OK!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ �� and took his hand. "You are my friend. I like you if you like me." "Heero, I like you even if you do not like me." "That is good, Duo. I am happy." "Want to be even happier?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "DUO!!!!!!!! Delete that!" "Yare yare. Some people have no appreciation for childhood classics." ~ ~ Owari ~ ~ I'm ready for my stoning, Mr. Deville��. And the class part not a joke. I'm already registered for it. Lady DarkAngel ---------- Lady Protector of POVs in Hentai Onna-Gumi Moderator of Duo's Sugar Intake Keeper of Duo's Nice Rear-end Keeper of Heero's Homicidal Intentions Want the rest? Whole sig's at my site! Lady DarkAngel's Gundam Wing Fanfiction Library www.geocities.com/ladydarkangel_1/index.html |