| First off, I�d like to thank Thunderfoot (Sheena) for inspiring me to write this with the lovely and long C&C I received yesterday. Arigato. Inspiration also found in Mel and Christy�s Reunion series where I first saw this type of format used. Second, this was a spur of the moment, top of my head, typed while my father was ranting and bitching at me over my shoulder creation so it may not be the most coherent fic around. Otherwise, I think it will pass must for a story written in under a half (and under the gun as well). I�d also like to apologize and state that from now on I will add a ROTFL warning to some fics to be safe because several people have requested an early warning system after I embarrassed them in public places. I was unaware I was that humorous. Gomen. ^_~ Title: Email Notification (part of Yaritori- The Letter Series) Author: Lady DarkAngel [email protected] Archive: Lady DarkAngel's Gundam Wing Fanfiction Library http://ladydarkangel_1.homestead.com/Main.html, Darkflame's (if she'll take it.) and anywhere else is fine, just ask me first Category: Yaoi, sap Pairing(s): 1x2 Disclaimers: Gundam Wing or Shinkidousenki Gundam Wing is copyrighted and trademarked by Sunrise, Bandai, Sotsu Agency and associated parties with all rights and privileges. The characters were used without permission for the purposes of entertainment only. This is not meant for sale of profit. Any characters not created by those listed above are mine and hereby considered the sole property and copyright of the author. Anyway, I'm just a poor college student. So can I play with them? I promise I won't break them...much. Rating: PG-13 for the hell of it Notes: In case you don�t get it, it�s a series of emails back and forth. Warnings: J�s an ass, language and some slight sarcasm. Feedback: Kami-sama, YES!!! [email protected]; any and all comments are welcome like the sweet ego-sustainers they are. To: 01 <[email protected]> From: Unknown <[email protected]> Date: Sat 28 Aug AC 195 00:37:15 (L1 time) Subject: RE: Change of Personal Status This is completely unacceptable. I could not believe my eyes when I opened your email; in fact, I had it checked twice to see if it was a prank. I have no idea what kind of nonsense G�s boy has been filling your head with, but I am going to put a stop to it right now. YOU WILL NOT MARRY DUO MAXWELL. I repeat, you will not marry Duo Maxwell. I can�t even conceive of how you plan to do this. It is blatantly obvious that you are in desperate need of retraining for this lack of discipline. You were raised to be a soldier and defeat OZ for the colonies, not for froivlous matters such as this. I am embarrassed that you could break your training so badly. You are a disappointment to myself and everyone that wishes the colonies to be free and peace to reign. Well, no more. You will take steps to rectify that right now. I order you to have no further contact with 02 from now on. Your missions will cease to coincide and should there be an instance when you are both in the same vicinity, you are to leave IMMEDIATEDLY, regardless of mission or personal status. You are not to speak to him or have any sort of interaction unless it is absolutely unavoidable. I will contact G to inform him of this so that he is aware of this change of plans. I expect you to follow my orders to the letter and never see that boy again outside of battle. Do you understand? Unknown ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ To: Unknown <[email protected]> From: 01 <[email protected]> Date: Mon 30 Aug AC 195 09:47:01 Subject: No Mission Declined. I have higher orders. Your inane decree conflicts with them, so I am forced to decline. Besides�� those orders suck. Heero ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ To: 01 <[email protected]> From: Unknown <[email protected]> Date: Mon 30 Aug AC 195 18:02:59 (L1 time) Subject: RE: No Higher orders?! From WHOM?! You best remember your place, boy. You are a soldier and under my command. When I issue an order, you are expected to obey them WITHOUT QUESTION. What has gotten into you? I will not repeat myself again. Either comply with the mission parameters or remove yourself from the equation. You are a dangerously unstable element in an already unstable environment. If you will not leave Duo Maxwell, you are hereby ordered to relinquish your Gundam and self-destruct. You can and will be easily replaced. Unknown ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ To: Unknown <[email protected]> From: 01 <[email protected]> Date: Wens 01 Sept AC 195 09:47:01 Subject: Bite me J. To quote Duo, you�re an ass. I don�t think so. If you want to replace me, go right ahead. But if you want the Gundam, you�ll have to take it by force. Same goes with our engagement. To stop it will require more firepower then you�ve got. My higher orders come from myself. From my conscience, my heart and my soul. I will do what is right. I have violated my own personal ethics enough in this damn war to cause a lifetime of guilt. I won�t add this sin to my list. I have tried to be civil. That time has past. *You* need to understand that you are not in control of my life; I am. If I decide to follow orders, I will. If not, tough shit for you. I will do as I see fit. And I see fit to marry my beloved. It will not be until the war ends but I WILL do it. if you don�t like it, then I may just have to do something about YOU. I will not let anyone ruin Duo�s happiness again. Heero ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ To: 01 <[email protected]> From: Unknown <[email protected]> Date: Thurs 02 Sept AC 195 05:27:17 (L1 time) Subject: RE: Bite Me You insolent brat! I created you! I trained you! And this is how you dare to repay me! What can possibly be so interesting about a street rat that would cause you to forsake your duty?! Is it sex? Is that it? I thought I raised you better then that! You are not even supposed to WANT sex, let alone have a preference! Unknown ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ To: Unknown <[email protected]> From: 01 <[email protected]> Date: Fri 03 Sept AC 195 12:36:29 Subject: Kiss my Ass, Old Man Enough of this. The decision is made and I don�t care whether you like it or not. This has nothing to do with being ungrateful; it has everything to do with me and what Odin told me. I followed my feelings and I am not sorry in the least. Insults to Duo like that will no longer be tolerated. Consider this your final warning. Next time, omae o korosu. He�s more then just a street rat; he�s my beloved angel. And sex has nothing to do with it. I�d list his good qualities but I�m sure such a list would be lost on a simple-minded person like yourself. And while you trained me not to have a particular preference as to a partner, you did nothing about whom I would fall in love with. I love Duo Maxwell. You can go to hell for all I care. I�d be glad to send you if you have trouble finding your way. Heero P.S. Please find enclosed one custom-made virus just for you. NOBODY insults my koi and gets away with it. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Duo walked in just as Heero finished typing. �What are you doing, koi?� he asked, sliding his arms around his fianc� and slipping into his lap. �You�ve got the most EVIL smirk I�ve ever seen on your face. What�s got you so happy?� �Nothing. At least, nothing important. I was just dealing with a minor threat, that�s all.� �Oh. Ok. Mind if I check my mail real quick?� �Hmmm. There�s a two kiss fee.� �Damn. Oh well, I guess I have to pay.� After swapping spit for a time, Duo broke away and started to type. Heero mock frowned at him. �Do I look like a chair to you?� �Yep, and a damn comfy one too. Oh look, G wrote me back!� ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ To: 02<[email protected]> From: G <[email protected]> Date: Sun 29 Aug AC 195 04:37:15 (L2 time) Subject: RE: We�re Getting Married! Duo, So you�re getting married. Well, I personally am not pleased with your decision at this time (and your choice of partner. J�s brat? Bleah!), I realize that I have little to no say in the matter. If I were to order you, you�d tell me to fuck off and do it anyways. If I were to chastise you, you�d ignore me and hate me for it. I would like to say that the main reason I�m not happy is that I have to listen to J whine from now on. I could care less if you�re gay, bi, straight or whatever. I�m pissed because you have the bad timing to do this in the middle of a war and leave me with the Jerk. That�s quite rude of you, you know. Anyways, I�m passing along my reluctant congratulations. While I still believe this is a bad idea and you should rethink your decision, I don�t question your heart. If you love him, then by all means do as you want. But don�t think this exempts you from your work. We still have a war to fight and you still have to do your part. And I want a slice of the cake. One with a rose on it. G ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ �Well, that was�� almost sweet. Hey, Heero. How�d J take it?� �Hn. I�ll let you know when he gets his computers functioning again.� �Again? ��What did you do?� �I made a virus just for him. He�ll be starting at the Hamster Dance for the next�� oh, fifteen hours or so. Then it will shift through a predetermined set of annoying songs and visualizations as it curses him out in MS-DOS.� �Anything else?� �Oh yeah. I had it permanently burn a picture onto his monitor.� �A picture of what? Should I be afraid to ask?� Heero kissed him deeply. �Remember that day Quatre dared us to pose for the camera?� Duo turned red. �You sent him *that*?! Hee-koi, that�s a close-up that�s got us necking like school kids!� �Aa. And flipping the camera off. I thought it was appropriate.� �Didn�t take it well, huh?� �No.� �Oh, well. TS for him. Now what did you want for dinner?� The computer sat forgotten as they proceeded to talk about (and cuddle while doing it) the more important things in life: love, hope, marriage and chocolate-and-whipped-cream-covered Belgian waffles. ~ ~ Owari ~ ~ Pointless fic completed. Next up in our series: Duo and the Harridan! 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