| This has got to be the *suckiest* fic I�ve ever written. But Enigma was so *very* clear on the fact that if I didn�t write a sequel to Everyone Knows It�s Duo, well�� And the sentiment seemed to be echoed in the dozens or so emails I got. Alright, then here. You asked for it, damnit. Don�t come crying to me if this ends up being a total waste of e-space. You made me do it! Do you know stupidity can�t be rushed or forced! It must be free to blossom in its own natural moronic way! Now that I got that off my still-congested chest, I would like to say that I took this opportunity to say a few lines that I�ve always wanted to put in a fic but could never make them fit and/or was too chicken to. Might as well make the best of a bad situation, ne? Hangovers, gotta love �em. From a writers point of view anyway. Never had one, but I hear they�re �fun� and great for getting away with stuff�.. I asked around and got quite a few stories that sounded like this so here we go�. This fic makes absolutely no sense, is long and pointless. Repeat, no sense whatsoever, way too long and utterly pointless. It�s basically a conversation about nothing but if you read between the lines�..it *still* makes no sense!! You have been warned. Never ask for something unless you REALLY want it�..and know what you�re asking for. I think the meds for my baka bronchitis are warping my mind. Either that or I�m a budding sadist. Whatever floats your boat. Thisone�s totally off the wall. Title: The Morning After (sequel to Everyone Knows It�s Duo) Author: Lady DarkAngel Archive: Lady DarkAngel's Gundam Wing Fanfiction Library http://ladydarkangel_1.homestead.com/Main.html, Darkflame's (if she'll take it...) and anywhere else is fine, just ask me first Category: Humor, Sap? Pairing(s): 1x2, 3x4 Disclaimers: Gundam Wing or Shinkidousenki Gundam Wing is copyrighted and trademarked by Sunrise, Bandai, Sotsu Agency and associated parties with all rights and privileges. The characters were used without permission for the purposes of entertainment only. This is not meant for sale of profit. Any characters not created by those listed above are mine and hereby considered the sole property and copyright of the author. Anyway, I'm just a poor college student. So can I play with them? I promise I won't break them...much. Rating: PG maybe? Warnings: Total OOCness, complete and utter stupidity, frustration and basically, I was even*more* out of my mind when I wrote this�.. Feedback: Kami-sama, YES!!! [email protected]; any and all comments are welcome like the sweet ego-sustainers they are. Sunlight streamed through the uncurtained windows. Heero groaned and threw his arm across his eyes in a vain attempt to block it out. Perfect Soldier or not, he had the hangover of his young screwed-up life and had no problems whatsoever on expressing it. What the hell *happened* last night anyway?! What possessed him to drink so much?! Rolling over to avoid the evil that was daylight, he bumped into something. Something warm. Something soft and warm. Something that smelled delicious and would probably taste even better�.. Cracking open a burning cobalt eye, he fuzzily glared at the intruding object. When he finally realized what it was (or rather, who), both eyes nearly popped square out of his head. �DUO?!?� There, lying next to him (actually cuddling would be a better word), was the cause of all his lustful thoughts, dirty dreams and reason why he had to excuse himself to the bathroom every hour or so to *cough* take care of things�.. Shocked beyond belief, he let out a defiantly undignified squeak and nearly fell of the bed. Only a quick grasp of the braid saved him. That braid, Kami-sama it was softer then he ever dreamed�� He cast his mind back over last night. Why in the hell would Duo be in his bed? Vague memories drifted by. Lady Une giving them the night off�.. Someone suggesting a drink or two would be nice�� Quatre and Trowa getting cozy in the background�� Wufei cursing his drink�.. Duo smiling and laughing�� Hitting the bottle severely so he�d have the courage�� Yamero. The courage to do what? More thinking; damn this hurts. Hmmmmm, something about a stage��and a song��and Duo�� Yes, the song was perfect, so he��. Oh, Kami-sama NOOOOOO!!!!!! Smacking his head against the solid oak headboard, he cursed himself in every language he knew and then made some up. How could he have thought�.. What was wrong with him?! Perfect Solider, his ass! Now more like the Perfect Moron! Great, through some twist of extremely cruel fate the light of his miserable life was finally were he wanted him and all it took was to get rip-roaring drunk, embarrass himself for all eternity and have Duo take pity on him and drag his sorry behind home. Life just sucks sometimes. The sound of his dull, hollow head hitting the wooden bed must have been loud indeed for it woke the Sleeping Baka. Heero�s gaze shifted as he admired his lovely partner�s form. Belatedly, he realized he�d better move or else he�d have some *serious* explaining to do! Maybe, just maybe, he could pass this off as a really, REALLY bad vodka-induced nightmare�. Still have time to save himself�.. �Hey, Hee-chan?� Shimatta. Oh great. Just perfect. Kami-sama must really hate my skinny ass. Thanks a lot up there! OK, let�s get this over with. Where�s a self-destruct when you *really* need one?! �Hai, Duo?� �Where am I? What time is it?� Gulp. Hn, stall in the face of disaster or take it like a man. Oh real big choice there. To hell with the Perfect Solider bit, this is one battle I can�t win! �Umm, nani?� Violet eyes peered up at him baffled and looked more then a little glazed. Damn, bet he�s got a hangover too. Wait, that�s it! Act like a total baka and he�ll dismiss the whole thing! Just answer nonsense and he�ll assume I�m still messed up. He wasn�t laugh at me, get angry or even leave! Swish! Spandex boy strike again! I�m just so damn good�. �Hn. Is the answer Jesus?� �HUH?!?� Well, that woke his pretty little ass up. Disbelief echoed through those voluminous pools of amethyst that he just wanted to dive into and�.. Whoa, boy! Down, bad Heero! �Daijoubu, Heero? I mean��still sane and everything?� �That has never been satisfactorily determined.� �OK��.. Uh, so�..how do you feel?� Oh, this was just too easy. He was gonna have some fun with this! �With my hands, baka. What else?� He was rewarded with Duo smacking his head and muttering something like �Damn literal bastard.� He proceeded to torment the beautiful boy further. �Of course, there�s always the tongue�.� Wow, nice shade of red! Whatever possessed him to change colors like that though? �Uh, Hee-chan? Remind me no more vodka for you. From now on, straight rum.� �Ryoukai.� �What�s *wrong* with you this morning?� �Low batteries. Please remove and recharge for ultimate performance.� �Right��� �Handle with care. Damaged goods.� �You�re telling me.�..� �The wheel is going but the hamster�s dead and buried.� �OK, stop.� �I shall have no fear. Thy rod and AR-16 shalt be mine guide.� �You�re scaring me, Heero.� �Terror is the sign of a weak mind. Wet pants are the sign of a weak bladder.� �You really don�t handle hangovers well, do you?� �Can I trade it in for a better one?� Duo smirked. �Iie. You�re kinda stuck with the one you wake up with.� �K�so. Damn manufacturers and return policies. This is the uber-suck.� �Tell me about it. You�ve been listen� to me too long. Startin� to sound like a Valley boy.� �A coupla crayon short of a box, ne?� This really was fun. Duo was smiling and seemed to be enjoying this break from normality. �Aa. Tie me up with a twist tie and leave me by the curb for pickup, I think we have a winner! You are completely around the bend right now, you know.� �Color me screwed. We�re late for work.� �Ne, Heero? Think it will really matter how late we are when Une gets a hold of our sorry asses?� �Grass is green, the sky is blue, asphalt is black and sucks to be you.� �Amen to that brother. OK, no work today. Sugoi. So are we just gonna hang out in bed and act like the dipsticks we are?� �Got a better plan?� �Not really.� A snicker. �You know, you sing pretty good.� Heero�s turn to flush. �Hope the glassware made it.� It just had to come up, didn�t it?! �Mostly. My shot glass didn�t. And it was full too.� �Gomen, I don�t really remember.� �S�ok. You�re still a good singer.� �And you�re still dead sexy.� Damn, that felt good to say. Silence, complete and total. And then, �Thought I had you sober there for a second.� Heero frowned. Why did he automatically assume that it wasn�t a serious statement. �I�m serious damnit!� �Always, Hee-chan.� A pause. �Do you really not remember last night?� Oh no, trick question! Think, Yuy, THINK!! �Not really. Something about a bar and��.rabid hamsters?� Whoa, where�d THAT come from?! Duo glared at him with a suspicious eye. �Nothing, ne? Damn. Well, I must say that you�re my hero, Heero.� �Come again?� �You�re a thief, you know that?� �Most folk heroes started out as criminals. What did I take?� What�s gonna on? What did I miss? What did I take? TELL me!!! An odd gleam sparkled in the braided boy�s eyes. �Oh, not much; just everything. So you REALLY don�t remember? Double damn. Oh well then. Next time.� With that, he got up and sauntered towards the door. �Wait! What do you mean� next time�?� Must remember! Something�� something�..ANYTHING��.oh Kami-sama, I kissed Duo! And what a kiss�.. Did�.did�.did it end there? I don�t remember! Not fair! You can�t do this to me! What HAPPENED!?! The look on his face must have screamed his thoughts aloud because Duo suddenly smirked seductively at him. �Why, I said that this morning me and you were gonna screw like rabid hamsters. And you agreed. But if you don�t remember, I won�t hold you to it. Ja ne, Hee-chan.� He walked out of the room and down the hall before breaking into giggles and started to count. One mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi�.. Heero�s jaw came unhinged and hit the floor for a good thirty seconds before everything registered fully and his mind (and the rest of him) rose to the challenge. �DUO!! You�..you�.baka! Get *BACK* here!!!!� With that, he took off after his tease�err�.koi. ~ ~ Owari ~ ~ Damnit, I know somebody�s gonna kill me for this so I�ll just leave it there for now. There�s a third one if anyone�s interested. Pick up a line and let me know. But honestly, aren�t you sorry you asked? |