| These are just gonna be tossed off the top of my head here and be posted as they come. If they make no sense whatsoever, it's no one's fault but mine. I'm terrible when I have no room to go on about details. I'm not gonna put my warnings or sig on these. You should know them by now. Here's the first. Title: Where is Everyone? Where is everyone? Why did they leave me? Is there something wrong with me? Must be. Everyone I ever loved has died. All I touch is ruined. No matter how hard I try, how much I smile, how hard I laugh, it all goes away forever. Leave me alone, I must be cursed. I guess I am Shinigami after all. ~ Lady DarkAngel ______________________________________________________________________ Here's number 2. *snickers* This happens a lot in my house. Food just kinda..... disappears. And the same person always gets blamed. Even though it *is* them 90% of the time, you can never be too sure...... But you can't prove anything, I'm innocent, I swear! *grins* Title: Stolen Sweets �Where�s the whipped cream?� �Dunno.� �Where�s my rocky-road ice cream?� �Dunno.� �Where the hell is he?! MAXWELL!!� �Ne, Wu-man, what�s up?� �Dishonorable thief! What have you done with my dessert?!� �NANI?! I didn�t touch it, I swear!� �It�s true, Wufei. He�s been with me all day.� �Then who?! WHO?! The injustice!!� �Whatever. I�m gonna go. Hee-chan offered me a snack.� �YUY!!!!!!� ~ Lady DarkAngel _____________________________________________________________________ Number three. I did this to Tomanaiya when we first learned to play. She still hates my guts for it. Every time we play, she gets this LOOK on her face. It doesn't help that I occasionally mess with her head every once and a while. I think I may have gone over the word limit, though. *pouts* It's still OK, though. Right? Title: Paper, Scissors, Rock �Rock crushes scissors, scissors cut paper, paper wraps rock. Got it?� �Iie.� �Come on, Heero! It�s not *that* hard to understand! Now shoot!� A pause. �No, no, no, no, NO. You�re doing this on purpose! Do overs!� Another pause. �I swear you�re HOPELESS! Again!� Pause. �Are you trying to annoy me?! What do you have to say for yourself?!� �I win.� �URGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!�� *snickers* I'm Heero's had the urge to do something like this every once and a while. Paybacks a wonderful thing as long as you're not on the receiving end...... ~ Lady DarkAngel ______________________________________________________________________ #4. Dedicated to my friend Val (who I just got off an IM with and we talked about this) and my family, who insisted that despite my obvious ownership of the computer (paid and sweated for) they have the right to do other stuff on it. Which leads to the constant call of, "Are you off yet?!" And no one is ever done..... Title: Computer Time �Damnit, Heero, are you done yet?!� �Hn.� �Some of us want computer time too!� �It�s my laptop.� �It�s the only one we have! I need to check my mail!� �Maybe if you weren�t on all those MLs��� �What do you know, Yuy?! And just what are you doing anyways?! We haven�t had a mission in weeks!� �Hn.� �Answer me!!!� Pause. �Are you playing Sims again?!?� *grins* Val's gonna lend me Sims since she mentioned there's a Death character and I asked if it was Shinigami and we got chatting..... And no, Toma-chan, I'm not done with it yet. Bpeeta! ~ Lady DarkAngel ______________________________________________________________________ #5. I swear my muses are on crack tonight. Or a really bad sugar high. Another one dedicated to my sister. I do this a lot since I have long hair and can't brush it on my own. She tries to resist but falls before my kawaiiness each and every time. So Toma-chan, this ones for you! Title: Brush my Hair? �Will you brush my hair, Hee-chan?� �You�re old enough to do it yourself.� �But it want YOU to do it!!� �No.� �But you get all the snarls out!� �I said no.� �Meanie. Jerk.� �Calling me names won�t help, Duo. No.� �You don�t love me anymore!� �I didn�t say that.� �But you won�t��� A sigh. �You are so manipulative. Get over here.� �But that�s why you love me!� ~ Lady DarkAngel |