| I swear to God, this one is *NOT* my fault!!! I was in the car on the way to the store with my mother and she was listening to the oldies station and this song was playing and I thought it was so damn corny till I listened to the lyrics and thought it sounded like Duo and this idea came to me and I just *HAD* to write it!!!!! ::pauses to catch air and cough:: Gomen for that. Still sick and feelin' at tad nervous about this fic. It just smacked me upside the head and wouldn�t let go. Based on a very old song called �Windy� by the Association. Of course I twisted the lyrics for my own perverse reasons. I apologize in advance for it. By the way, I�m still working on A Gesture of Kindness so don�t get too mad. I�ve got so many fics to write and college to go to and I *still* can�t breathe! Ahhhh, damn! Oh well, time to get some sleep and then back to writing�� Title: Everyone Knows It�s Duo Author: Lady DarkAngel Archive: Lady DarkAngel's Gundam Wing Fanfiction Library http://ladydarkangel_1.homestead.com/Main.html, Darkflame's (if she'll take it...) and anywhere else is fine, just ask me first Category: Humor, Sap? Pairing(s): 1x2, 3x4 Disclaimers: Gundam Wing or Shinkidousenki Gundam Wing is copyrighted and trademarked by Sunrise, Bandai, Sotsu Agency and associated parties with all rights and privileges. The characters were used without permission for the purposes of entertainment only. This is not meant for sale of profit. Any characters not created by those listed above are mine and hereby considered the sole property and copyright of the author. Anyway, I'm just a poor college student. So can I play with them? I promise I won't break them...much. Rating: PG maybe? Warnings: Total OOCness, minor angst, sexual frustration, abuse of humor and alcohol and basically, I was out of my mind when I wrote this�.. Feedback: Kami-sama, YES!!! [email protected]; any and all comments are welcome like the sweet ego-sustainers they are. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Honestly it did. Duo sat moping into his�.eighth?�ninth? drink of the evening. Ah hell, he couldn�t even tell you what it was, let alone how many he had. Sitting at the table with his equally trashed comrades, he wondered again what prompted them to *do* this. It had something to do with work�.. Hmmmm�.. Oh yeah! Lady Une had given them the night off and all five Preventers were eager to enjoy it. The bar was convent for everyone, almost midway between work and their respective homes. Duo blurrily looked around. It was a nice place, not at all like the dives he frequented. And Heero frequently brought him home from. He giggled at that. Yep, his roommate often had to carry him home after he had one too many. Well, let�s be honest. Five or so too many. But it wasn�t his fault! Oh no sireee! The blame for that went square on the shoulders of that miserable, cold-hearted, stiff-assed, cheap, lying, rotten, no-good, fore flushing, inhuman, possibly inbred son of a�.. Wait a sec. Where the hell was he? A glance to the left revealed Wufei glaring into his drink and muttering something about it having offended his honor and it must die for it�s injustice. Whatever. To the right, we have one Quatre and Trowa snuggling like there�s no tomorrow. He felt a bitter sting. Why could he have that? Well, Maxwell, that�s cause ya chose to give you heart to a spandex-clad freak that wouldn�t know what to do with it if you ripped it out of your chest in front of him and handed it to him like a Christmas present! A sigh and he tossed back the remnants of the drink. Getting up unsteadily, he sauntered over to the bar for a refill. On the way, he passed what looked like a karaoke stage. And from the activity going on, there was gonna be an act soon. The bartender looked highly skeptical about giving Duo another, but he�s already conned the man into thinking they were 21. Convincing him that he was sober was no big deal. Armed with a fresh drink, he turned to go back to the table when the sound system came on. �Itai! Too damn loud! Who in the hell�. Nobody in their right minds would be singin� to *this* crowd! Hey, what the�..� He stopped when he got a good look at the singer. And the shot glass promptly hit the floor. �Heero?!� The boy in question looked out at the audience and as a sickeningly upbeat tune began to play, he took a breathe and crooned along with it. (Who's peekin' out from under a stairway Callin' a name that's lighter then air Who's bending down to give me a rainbow Everyone knows it's Duo) Heart attack alert! Holy�.. Not only was he relatively unslurred, Heero had a damn sweet singing voice. And he sounded like he already knew the words because he wasn�t looking at the cues at all! And that last line�.. (Who's trippin' down the streets of the city Smilin' at everybody he sees Who's reaching out to capture a moment Everyone knows it's Duo) Paralyzed in body but certainly not in mind, Duo�s thoughts were running along in circles, like dogs chasing their tails. Did�.did�.did this mean�..? Naw, he just had too much to drink. *WAY* too much. No more alcohol for him. He was a teetotaler from now on. But still, this was a very nice hallucination�.. (And Duo has violet eyes That flash at the sound of lies And Duo has wings to fly Above the clouds Above the clouds) Here a musical break came and Heero had to stop to catch his breathe. The Japanese boy did have at least eight shot of vodka to the best of Duo�s knowledge. Unconsciously, he began drifting closer to the stage and the beautiful vision it offered him. It made be an illusion, but damnit, he was gonna take it for all it was worth! (And Duo has violet eyes That flash at the sound of lies And Duo has wings to fly Above the clouds Above the clouds) Could it really be? Maybe God wasn�t a sadist who liked to torture him at every turn. Maybe, just maybe, he could finally get what he wanted. But was this the alcohol or was it really Heero tailing? He had to know��. (Who's trippin' down the streets of the city Smilin' at everybody he sees Who's reaching out to capture a moment Everyone knows it's Duo) The Wing Zero pilot then sang the chorus three more times before ending the song on a hiccup. The bar erupted into cheers, applause, catcalls and some interesting offers. He took a rather shaky bow before noticing that Duo was at the foot of the stage. He leapt off, only to lose his balance and go crashing into Duo. Clutching on to each other so the other wouldn�t fall. They stayed like that for a while and stared before Duo broke the silence. 'He...he.....heero?" Damn, was he ever smashed. His voice was completely slurred and he couldn't seem to get his mouth to do what he wanted. "Hai?" Wow, scratch that. If he was smashed, Heero was ground into dust. Weaving like the floor was the deck of a ship, he grabbed onto Duo for support. "Why'd ya sing that?" Blink, blink, blink. "Hn. 'Cause." ''Cause why?" No answer. The Deathscythe pilot was starting to get upset. �Come on, spandex boy. Cause why?� They reached the table and Duo dropped the Wing Zero pilot into a chair. Not exactly in the best of shape himself, he collapsed next to him. He turned to the American and grabbed him by the braid. Drawing him within inches of his face, he asked softly, �Do I hafta spell it out for ya?� With that, he captured the shocked rose lips. Violet eyes went wide as dinner plates when reality finally crashed down on his fuzzed mind. Heero was kissing him. He wanted him. He wasn�t delusional after all. Throwing doubt to the wind, he enthusiastically returned the kiss and then upped the ante. The two explored each other�s tonsils for a good long while before breaking for air. Ignoring the drunken snickers coming from Wufei (Quatre and Trowa were to busy with their own tonsillectomies to be bothered), Duo grabbed Heero's arm and dragged him out of the bar. Now that he was sure of his partner's feelings, he was damn well gonna get some tonight! Stumbling along the corridor to their apartment, he let go just long enough to get the key in the door and shoved Heero inside. Locking the door securely, he turned around and got ready for some serious lovin�. What he was *not* expecting was the sight of Heero Yuy sprawled out on his bed, snoring quite loudly. After staring for a good ten minutes, Duo shook his alcohol-muddled head and basically crawled over to the bead. He shook his newfound koi but it was damn obvious that he wasn�t gonna be getting up anytime soon. Frustrated in more way then one, he shrieked, �Damnit, Hee-chan! I�d say you won�t be getting� any for a week, but that means me too! Agggghhhh! Kisama! I�d kill ya if I didn�t love ya so much!� From the tangled mass of limbs on the bed came a soft snore that sounded suspiciously like �Ai shiteru.� Duo stared at the boy on his bed and sighed deeply. �Why me, Lord? Just answer me that. Why me?!� Glaring at the Japanese boy, he put his hands on his hips. �Well, you better not have a hangover tomorrow. �Cause hell or high water, nausea or migraine, I *WILL* get some. You hear me?! You and me boy! Tomorrow morning you and me are gonna screw like rabid hamsters!� With that, the last of his reserves were gone. Falling onto the bed, he curled up next to his beloved. He revealed in the warmth and the rightness just being together caused. He could have sworn on his Shinigami that the last thing he heard was a very smug and sleepy sounding, �Ryoukai.� ~ ~ Owari ~ ~ WELL?! Whatcha think? You know you wanna hit the reply button and talk to me! Damn, I�m hyper. Think maybe I need some sleep. Night y�all�.. 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