| I sincerely doubt anyone remembers the pervious stories in this series, like Everyone Knows It�s Duo. If you care to brush up on ancient fic history, they�re archived in the Series section of my site. S�ok though, you don�t have to remember them to enjoy this one. And since I actually wrote this at least 4 months ago (or more), I wouldn�t be surprised to get lots of interesting emails over this�� Special present for Misuzu, who has waited patiently for it (clinging to my legs and pleading her head off for it o.O). And dedicated to Heero Starwind Yuy, Shinigami Eagle Vision, Rekka no Ryo, Tai Suiko no Shin Kumia. In case you didn�t know, they�re me and Tomanaiya�s rabid hamsters. *grins* With enough training, we�ll eventually use them to take over the world. But until then, they suffice as great muses. On with the show! P.S. The events in this story are, to a certain extent, true. A friend of mine came into Honors English drunk off her ass, sobbing a tale basically similar to this. Of course, I just *had* to make it more outlandish for the hell of it but remember kids, this kind of stupidity can happen to YOU! *Ponders* You meet the most interesting people in college��. Title: Round One- Ding! (Part 4 of an untitled series) Author: Lady DarkAngel [email protected] Archive: Lady DarkAngel's Gundam Wing Fanfiction Library http://ladydarkangel_1.homestead.com/Main.html , Darkflame�s (if she�ll take it�.) and anywhere else is fine, just ask me first Category: Yaoi, Humor Pairing(s): 1x2, 3x4 Disclaimers: Gundam Wing or Shinkidousenki Gundam Wing is copyrighted and trademarked by Sunrise, Bandai, Sotsu Agency and associated parties with all rights and privileges. The characters were used without permission for the purposes of entertainment only. This is not meant for sale of profit. Any characters not created by those listed above are mine and hereby considered the sole property and copyright of the author. Anyway, I�m just a poor college student. So can I play with them? I promise I won�t break them�... much. Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Let see: language, boys acting like morons, slightly angst/dark? in places, hamster abuse (or is it abusing hamsters?), wanton destruction, likely OCCness and generally insanity. This may not make sense at all and I�m not sure if I care. Feedback: Kami-sama, YES!!! [email protected] ; any and all comments are welcome like the sweet ego-sustainers they are. Quatre winced as another gunshot shattered the air. You know, Heero really should have run out of ammunition over an hour ago. Just how many clips did he manage to squeeze into those tight-ass (pun intended) spandex shorts of his, anyways?! He placed his 5th teacup of the hour down and sighed as a large crash followed by several bangs echoed through the compound. He mentally cursed himself as the noises of demolition resounded in his sumptuously decorated personal study. What in the hell had possessed him to let Duo stay here when he *knew* this was going to happen?! His poor house! Screw the house; poor *him* when Iria finds out just how much they managed to destroy in a single day! They�d already managed to waste a fortune, literally! And for what! Apparently Duo and Heero had a fight and the violet eyed boy had shown up on his doorstep the following night , shocking the hell out of him by reeking of cheap beer, even cheaper rum and was wallowing in self-pity and righteous anger. Why he felt the need to drink himself stupid soon became obvious to the blonde. He had to get Trowa and Rashid to help him haul the baka inside, get him to smell half-human and put him to bed. They later burned the sheets, mattress and nightclothes. Try as they might, there was just no saving them. And after much prodding, poking and skull-smacking, they finally get the reluctant revelation of what had happened. Seems that Heero had come back from a trying Preventers mission, only to find his koi��. in a rather compromising position. A fellow officemate had needed some help on a case and Duo had cheerfully volunteered to spend some of his time off helping out. The guy was new, kinda dumb and couldn�t pick up a clue if it tattooed �Shmuck, I�m right *here*!� on his forehead. Quatre had privately given the guy 5-7 odds on getting fired within 3 weeks. But Duo, being the sweet friendly baka he was, had taken pity on the moron and helped him avoid the arrival of the evil pink slip by basically solving his case for him. To thank him, poor Nicky Lauderson had rather stupidly decided to invite him over to his apartment. Officially it was for wrapping the project up but in reality the ditz had a romantic dinner set up. Duo innocently agreed, glad to finally get right of the vaguely creepy idiot and left a note behind just in case his lover got home before he did. Seems that while Nicky had heard and seen that Heero and Duo were a couple, he thought that the skinny Japanese boy was no match for him and with a little seducing, the braided boy would be his. The odds were now 3-2 on him dying within 6 hours or less of Heero�s arrival. Duo, immediately recognizing the inherent danger in such a foolhardy stunt and practically *smelling* death in the air (his and the bozo�s), had tried to back out right away but he would hear none of it. He tried to pin Duo down for a kiss and was unpleasantly surprised to discover that Gundam pilots have ways of backing up the word �no�. The American had just gotten free when the confirmed klutz lunged for him, tripped and knocked over the full champagne glasses on the nearby table. They ended up in a tangled heap with Nicky on top and conspicuous wet spots in incriminating places. He had leered at Duo and tried to steal a kiss. And of course that would be when the infuriated Heero chose to walk in, looking for his Duo. Quatre sighed again as yet another explosion took out some part of his mansion. Heero really was over-reacting and wouldn�t listen to reason. Absolutely no one could dissuade him from his conviction that Duo had purposely cheated on him. He basically shredded his �rival�. The EMT�s had found him in what was unanimously declared the worst state they�d *ever* seen anyone in; muttering insanely about evil cobalt demons and rabid hamsters. They�d had to break that twit Nicky out of the ICU and send him into the Witness Protection Program but that was absolutely no guarantee he�d see next week. To be honest, they were just covering their asses legally so when his body was eventually found some two or three years from now, they could point to the record and claim they tried. With that threat gone (or at least temporarily removed from harm�s way), he went looking for his lover. After hunting the city over, the furious Japanese boy had come a-knocking on Quatre�s door armed to the teeth with that good old-fashioned death glare plastered on his face. Rather then tempt Death more then necessary, he�d let Heero in, evacuated the place and called to update his homeowner insurance. He had stayed out of some dumbass notion of the master going down with the ship (or in this case, estate) or something like that. Or maybe it was he could be a last witness to what has to be the stormiest true love on record. Trowa was still here too, he�d bet his life on it. Best guess on why that was he could come up with was he didn�t want his lover to die alone. Sweet, but stupid. So Heero was pissed that Duo could do something like this to him. Duo was pissed that Heero didn�t trust him and thought the worst of him. Heero was even more pissed by the fact that Duo had the apparent nerve to be pissed and thought he did nothing wrong. Duo was supremely pissed that Heero wouldn�t listen to reason and was such a stubborn jackass. *Heero* was pissed *Duo* was pissed at him. *Duo* was pissed *Heero* was pissed at him. Quatre was just pissed, period. Why did this shit have to happen to him?! A shriek, two gunshots and staccato footsteps suddenly resounded in his ears. That was the only warning he got before Duo burst into the room and immediately piled everything not nailed down in the room in front of the door. Panting wildly, he turned to check out his new hiding space and noticed he had company. �Hiya, Q-man! Nice place ya got here!� �*Was* a nice place, you mean. I�ll have you know I hold you personally responsible for that�.. that psycho you call a boyfriend that�s thrashing my house! Iria�s gonna kick my ass and yours too if there�s any left after Heero gets done with it! Can�t you just go out there and take his vengeance like a man?� Wide eyes went even wider as the barricade suffered a major blow. Looks like Heero had found him. Hmmm, and in only 4.8 seconds too�� �Are you *NUTS*?!? I may be stupid but I�m not suicidal! I�m not goin� out there!!� �Oh, really? Aren�t you supposed to be Shinigami? �Ya can�t kill Death, man�, remember?� �Not eager to put it to the test. Not eager at all.� Another massive shock sent a priceless Ottoman from the Pre-Colony days flying across the room and out the stained glass window. A furious howl echoed through the room. �You two-timing miserable cheating bastard! Omae o korosu! I *mean* it this time!� Quatre raised his eyebrows as Duo began duct-taping the door shut in the vain hope it would hold shut longer. �Really think that will work?� �Not a matchstick�s chance in hell but gotta give it a shot, ne? Not ready to die yet, ya know. Not for something as stupid as this.� �You and me both, buddy�..� the blonde muttered under his breath. �Duo, open this goddamned door OR *ELSE*!!� �Hn�.. let me see here. Yeeeeeeeeeeee��.. no. Don�t think so buster.� �Don�t provoke him, Duo. You�re up the creek as it is��� �The homicidal bastard won�t even listen to me! Everytime I open my mouth to explain, he shoots at me! REPEATEDLY!!!!� �Mmmmm, must be subconscious wish-fulfillment taking over��� �NANI?!?� �To be honest, Duo, we�ve all wanted to take pot shots at your head occasionally. And not always with a gun, either. You do talk too much and a natural human response to irritation is to take it out.� �Oh, thanks for the support! So nice to know how your friends *really* think of you! What the hell does that have to do with this though, Mister Chicky-Looking Blonde Smart-Ass?!� Suddenly the hallway went deadly silent and the door stopped vibrating as the blows on it ceased. The two trapped boys exchanged twin confused glances. What the hell was going on? Heero *couldn�t* have given up so easily *this* early��. Then an icy, slow, *nasty* voice permeated the air. �Duo��. Who are you talking to?� �EEP!!!!!!� came the simultaneous squeak from the imprisoned pair. They knew what *that* sound meant. Someone was gonna die: right here, right now and god help the housekeeping staff �cause it would be the bloody mess to end all messes. There would be no salvation. �Uhhhhh, nobody, Hee-chan! �Least nobody important.� That got him an elbow in the gut and a jab to the ribs. �It�s just Quatre!� �And *why* are you locked in a room with him? Alone?� <Trick question!> Duo�s mind screamed at him. One answer is a lengthy, pain-filled hospital stay and the other was�� even less pleasant. Oh to hell with it, death by stupidity not of your making was *not* a good way to die but sometimes you have no choice in the matter! Open mouth, sign death warrant. The least he could do was try to save Quatre�s hide�� � �Cause I�m hiding from my homicidal koi who�s hell-bent on seeing how many pieces he can tear me into within a minute! I love ya, Heero, I really do but I don�t want to die before I see just how many orders of chili fries and chocolate milkshakes I can scarf in a day! My soulmate wants to snuff me out before I discover whether the thing about green M&M�s is true! You�re not killing me today Yuy, so just get used to it! I�m not coming out! And neither is Quatre! You leave him outta this! He�d didn�t do nothin� but be a nice and slightly stupid friend by letting me crash here even when he *KNEW* you were coming!!!� That damned silence again. While Duo was basically spitting in Fate�s eyes, Quatre had desperately been searching for the secret exit behind the bookshelf all mansions are required by law to have and his father (like any good pacifist) was paranoid enough to install multiples of. Turns out some jackass put it behind the fireplace instead for originality. He made a mental note to find the architect and make his life hell if he survived this. Attracting Duo�s attention, he gestured to the secret door and made the familiar motion that indicated it was time to get the hell outta Dodge. The American was halfway across the room when he heard it. �Gomen��� came a soft whisper. �NANI?!? What did you say, Heero?!� �Gomen nasai, Duo-koi. I didn�t mean to frighten you like that��� �The hell you *did*! You�ve been trying to kill me for hours now! Are you trying to tell me this was all just a *JOKE*?!� �Iie�� I just lost my temper, that�s all��� �That�s not all you lost, you egg-sucking excuse for a-� He was quickly cut off by Quatre�s hand across his mouth. �Shhhhh!! Listen, Baka Boy, don�t screw this up! He apologized, you and I apparently aren�t gonna die just yet and you got him where you want him! Now use it and make him beg for mercy!� Duo�s eyes lit up in comprehension. He turned towards the door and walked up as close as he could to the enormous pile of junk in front of it. �So you really didn�t mean to hurt me, is that what you�re saying? Why�d you do it, then?� Thrice damned silence. Quatre got out a stopwatch and started documenting them. With nothing better to do and his life potentially in the balance, he needed a distraction. Hell, it works�� 4 minutes and 51 seconds later came Heero�s confused and slightly abashed voice. �Don�t really know why. I guess I just felt jealous.� �Jealous? JEALOUS?! Of who? WHY?! That little perverted pipsqueak?! I didn�t do anything for Kami-sama�s sake! Despite your avid opinion of me, I do *NOT* sleep with just anyone I happen to see! I have standards you know! Ask Wufei! Eep!� Quatre snarled, yanking Duo�s braid again for good measure. �Oh, that�s nice. You really don�t know when to shut up now do you?! You�re just lucky he wasn�t here to hear that! I can just hear it now: �Maxwell, you dishonorable cur! How dare you drag me into this?! Do you want me dead or something? INJUSTICE!!!!!� You really are a baka!� He dropped the hair and pushed Duo towards the door. �Try again, genius and don�t involve other people in your problems!� �Saaaa, meanie! Oi, Heero, you didn�t answer me! Why were you jealous of that bastard Nicky when you know I love you and wouldn�t consider touching that freak with a 50 foot Gundam pole! He�s the one who pinned me down! *He* was the one planning on getting in *my* pants whether I said yes or not! So it�s my fault all of a sudden?! Do you really think so little of me?� �No. I�� I know that it wasn�t your fault. I�� I just�� Well��� � �Well�, what?! Well, you think I�m an unfaithful jerk? Well, you assumed I�d run around the second you turned your back? Well, you don�t trust me? Well, I don�t deserve someone like you? Well, WHAT?!?� �Duo, come on! This is new to me, you know that! I got angry and reacted; it�s not like I *meant* to hurt you or anything! I�m a soldier, damnit! What did you think I would do?� �I *THOUGHT* maybe you�d have taken your head out of that spandex-clad ass of yours and that just �cause I�m gorgeous doesn�t automatically make me a flirt! And it doesn�t mean I�m a slut, either!� 1 minute 17 second pause. �Ano, Duo? You are a flirt.� �Agh! That�s not what I meant and you know it! I�m not an easy pick-up, quick lay, one-shot bang, treat of the night, or any other appellation you can think of! I may be the Poster Boy for Pure Good Looks-� �And Blinding Arrogance�..� muttered Quatre. �- but I�ve made my choice! I am a one-stud type of guy, mister. And you�re it! Got it, Heero? All sales are final! No refunds allowed and no returns either! End of the line, bottom of the barrel, the buck stops here! Forever is not a subject term, to be decided and re-evaluated at whim! I chose you, damnit! Why aren�t you happy with that? Don�t you like my choice?!� Talk about fast rants! Duo was panting and breathing hard after his little spiel, tears running down his cheeks unconsciously. But underneath the fury and sadness this speech provoked, there was a small sense of satisfaction. He�d said what he wanted to say for a good long while now. 22 minutes and a quick chess game later�� �I am happy.� Startled out of a brilliant move that would have made the legendary computer Deep Blue quiver in fear of Shinigami, Duo�s eyes flew back to the door. �I just don�t know how to act��� Standing up and placing a hand on the door, the Deathscythe pilot gently stated, �Then trust me. I trust you. I�m not gonna cheat on you. Why should anyone in their right mind or even half-mind risk losing the perfection I�ve got now for a cheap lay somewhere?� Among the mutter responses, Quatre was unfortunate enough to pick out the phrase, �nympho chocoholic�. Judging from Duo�s face, he heard it too. Oh boy here we go again�� �And what�s *wrong* with being a chocoholic? It�s the best stuff on earth! Be glad I share such heavenly delights with you, unworthy mortal, for they are far above you! Such delicacies are not for crude barbarians like yourself! P.S. I am not a nympho! I just love sex! And I believe in sharing what I love with those I love! It was how I was raised; share and share alike! And look who�s talking, Mr. Boink-me-at-2-in-the-morning Yuy! Remember the rabid hamster bit? You�re as bad as I am!� Quatre choked on the remainder of his tea. He was well aware that Heero was as much of a sex-fiend as Duo was. This was not necessarily a bad thing; in fact, it can be argued that this is a very good thing for both of them. But interrupting Shinigami�s sleep, even for *that*, was just plain nuts! Heero�s voice took on a quasi-whiny tone and the Sandrock pilot got the strangest mental image of the cobalt-eyed boy�� pouting. It was disturbing on so many levels. That boy was spending *entirely* too much time with Duo if he was picking up habits like that! �That�s not true!� Silence reigned for a few second before a barely discernable mumble was heard. �Besides�� it was 3 in the morning, not 2. I�d like to think you�d remember it�� I�m not *that* bad��� That did it; the dam broke. Laughter echoed in the room as the two trapped boys let loose and tried to chuckle their guts out. It felt nice to have something to snicker about on this particularly trying day. Rolling around on the floor, the two were trying their hardest to laugh their asses off and not die of asphyxiation at the same time. �You�re laughing in there! Why? Why are you laughing?! What�s so goddamned funny about this?!� came the outraged roar. Duo rolled to his knees and gasped for air. �You�� you are, Hee-koi! I swear sometimes�� you are just�� too damned kawaii�� for *anybody�s* good! Nobody should be that cute or that clueless!� Oxygen eluded the still red-faced Duo as he choked his words out between giggle fits. �And what is THAT supposed to mean?!� Quatre spoke up and addressed Heero directly for the time. �I think it means he�s forgiven you, Heero, for being such a jerk. So you better be damn grateful, boy. He�s just waiting for you to say IT to reassure him so he�ll feel safe enough to leave.� �Say what?� �Don�t play stupid, Yuy. Your baka impression blows. Say IT.� �Gomen Duo, I didn�t mean to try and blow your ass off�� or stab you with the Butterfly�� or use the C4�� or have Zero step on you��. or set your braid on fire with the Aim �n Flame��� �You forgot: bludgeon me with the laptop, scald me with boiling hot whatever-the-hell-that-was, throwing various heavy and breakable things at my skull, trying to garrote me with my own braid and anything else I forgot in my terror!� ��� Hai. Gomen nasai, Duo-koi. I�� I am a baka. Kisama. Worse then that.� �Damn straight! �Preciate it but that�s not what exactly I was waiting for.� �What do you mean? What then? What else can there be?� �You know damn well what he means, Heero! Now apologize for being such a jealous moron with that misunderstanding of yours! RIGHT NOW!!! Listening to the two of you all day has left me in one hell of a bad mood and all I want to do right now is go find Trowa and see if that rabid hamster thing you mentioned is true!� Quatre let fly his frustration for the day. Duo blinked and stared. �Whoa, Q-man�s pissed! Better say you�re sorry, Hee-koi, before he goes Zero on us again! I cleaned up *last* time and I ain�t gonna do it again!� Silence yet again. But this time it was different, the Wing Zero pilot seemed to be searching for just the right words to say. Maybe he got a clue and finally realized just how deeply he was screwed if he didn�t fix this and do it right. Then finally�� �From the bottom of my heart, koi. I can�t promise I�ll never be jealous again but I can do my damnedest to restrain my homicidal urges. I know it wasn�t your fault in the slightest. You can�t help being so sexy, so beautiful. It�s not your fault everyone who looks at you gets harder wood then a petrified forest. That�s just the way you are. But that�s not why I love you��� �No, that�s why you want to screw me��� �One of the reasons, yes. But there�s also your brains, your sparkling and cutting wit, freaky sense of humor I don�t get most of the time, battle skills second only to mine, graceful moves, brilliant tactical strategies, your attempts at cooking��� �Alright already! Flattery only gets you to second base, ya know.� �Honto ni?� �Sure. Gotta earn the rest of it. Let�s hear it, Spandex Boy.� ��� And I made a mistake and assumed the worst about you when I walked in and saw that cheap-ass weakling rejected excuse for a human being with his hands where they shouldn�t have been and trying to shove his tongue down your throat! AHHHHH! That�s it, I�m gonna kill him! NOBODY touches my Duo like that and gets away with it! Especially when he tries to *force* him!! OMAE O KOROSU, LAUDERSON!!!!� There was an ominous click from behind the door that they both recognized. Quatre smacked his head in frustration. �Uhhhh, Heero? Murder�s not an option at this point.� But Heero continued on like he didn�t hear a word Duo said. �When I get my hands on that miserable rat bastard, I *swear* I will get him for doing this to us! That jerk will *bleed* for making me scare you like that! He managed to get away once and I�ll be damned if it happens again! No one escapes the Dread Hamster Legion of Doom for long!!!� Multiple sweatdrops resulted from this. Duo ventured, �Ummmm, Hee-chan? We don�t have hamsters. Not anymore, remember?� He stopped and petted the door in a soothing manner. �I know that Crisco�s death upset you. He was our only hamster, after all. And you seemed to get so attached to him�� But he�s gone, has been for a while now. You have to let go. There is no Dread Hamster Legion of Doom.� A short pause and then came Heero�s voice, high with excitement. �No, that�s not true, koi! I was saving it for your birthday surprise but�� First, *we* do not have hamsters. I do. To be precise, three hundred and forty-seven as of yesterday. Second, Crisco was a girl. And the proud mother who�s litter started my troops. Third, I have hand raised and trained them all from pups to be a superior fighting force. They can take down any intruder in less then a minute and some can even chew through metal! They�re my pride and joy, besides you of course, and now I get to share them with you!! I even named by best fighter Shinigami after you!� �Heero, when I said get a hobby, this isn�t what I meant��.� �But Duo, they�re the best security pet you could possibly own! They�re more vicious then dogs then provoked, they have superior numbers, their size enables them to get practically anywhere and the added advantage of stealth. They�re too cute to be deemed a threat!� Quatre blinked as it hit him. �You know, he�s got a point�� I should look into this��� �Ok, fine! So what does this Dread Hamster Legion of Doom do, anyways? Besides attack people you don�t like��. Heero, this wouldn�t by any chance be why there were all those scratch and bite marks all over Nicky, is it? And he was shrieking about rabid hamsters?� ���..� �Heero!� �What?� �You sent poor innocent hamsters out on a mission like that?! How COULD you?!� �It was necessary to eliminate the threat.� �What if they got sick from his cooties?! How could you live with that?� Heero paused. �Then they would be given a hero�s funeral, a memorial tombstone and be remembered for the rest of eternity for their selfless sacrifice.� Quatre turned around and decided he had dealt with enough crap for today. With a mighty shove, he pushed all the junk composing the barricade and sent it crashing into the wall. He yanked the door open so hard the wood cracked and splinted in his hand. He then turned towards Duo and smacked him square upside the head. �Quit teasing Heero and go play, damnit! You know you want to!� The Arabian boy proceeded to shove him hard, sending him flying through the open portal and at a surprised Heero. The two lost their balance and went down in a tangle of limbs and shrieks. The blonde dictator took a moment to take satisfaction in a job well done, then went off to find Trowa and test out this rabid hamster theory. Well, at least one of them. Duo and Heero just stared at each other for a good fifteen minutes or so. Then Duo smiled softly and whispered, �You�re forgiven, ya know.� �I know. And I am sorry. I just love you so much�� So?� �So what?� Heero stole Duo�s copyrighted smirk and did it quite well, too. �So, Rabid Hamsters, Scene II?� �Sugoi!� Duo pounced on his lover and gave him a deeply sensual kiss to prove there were no hard feelings. However, something else *was* feeling hard and they decided to do something about it. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Duo strolled into the kitchen the next morning, utterly pleased with life in general and his in particular. Grabbing a pot of the thick dirt-like muck Rashid insisted was coffee, he plunked down at the over-sized breakfast table to read the morning paper in rare peace and quiet. After last night�s ruckus and �personal exercises�, everyone was too tired to make noise now. Lifting the cup to his lips, he took a cautious sip of the burning liquid and casually scanned the front page��. And promptly spit the hot drink out, spilled it all over himself and leapt up cursing and screaming for the angelically sleeping boy upstairs. The paper fluttered unheeded to the ground as Duo raced up the stairs three at a time, waking up the entire household as he went to confront his koi. The newspaper landed gently and was completely unmindful of the havoc it caused with its pronouncements. The headlines screamed in bold print, �BIZARRE ATTACK ON FORMER PREVENTER. RABID HAMSTER BITES PROVOKE MASS HYSTERIA.� The article ran for three pages. A shrill cry pierced the morning air. �HEEEE~RRROOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You �DIDN�T*!!!!!!!!!!� ~ ~ Owari ~ ~ Why did I write this? Because I�m the Queen of the Hamsters, that�s why. And Misu-sis asked for it. C&C me because if you actually managed to make it this far, you can afford to waste a little more time on me. Lady DarkAngel ---------- Chibi Duo's Babysitter Moderator of Duo's Sugar Intake Keeper of Duo's Nice Rear-end Co-Keeper of Shinigami's Wings (with Meela) Keeper of Heero's Homicidal Intentions Keeper of Quatre's Teacup Keeper of Trowa's Mask Keeper of Wufei's Sense of Honor Co-Keeper of Duo's Chatter (with Tomanaiya) Co-Keeper of Heero's "Hn" (with Tomanaiya) Co-Writer of Wufei's Rants (with Tomanaiya) Leader of the Inspirationally-challenged Muses: Alisande, Rynvi, and Kiagara Co-Keeper of real-life hamsters named Heero Yuy (Hee-chan) and Shinigami Eagle Vision (Shini Eagle)(with Tomanaiya) Keeper of the Hit List Proud Owner of two sets of chibis: Chibi Angel Duo and Heero in leather (twins of Tomanaiya's) and Chibi Angel Duo and Heero in black flight gear with stripes from the final GW episodes Acting GOD in Charge of The Anime Muse Adoption Center and WSCT of the AMAC Proud member of SDDI, the Society of Defending Duo's Intelligence Member of the Society Against the Complete Bastardization of Heero Yuy Occupant of the Happy Hentai House Master Hacker of the Shinigami Organization Assistant Mob Psychologist for the Shinigami Organization Founding Member of Saa-EEP!!! 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