| And this page is where I shamelessly offer some of my favourite celebrity eye candy. The illustrated guide comes soon.... |
| MALE Chris Barrie * Robert Bathurst Alan Rickman Eddie Izzard Nick Rhodes David Duchovny Jo Stone-Fewings Jack Davenport Harrison Ford Reece Shearsmith Noel Fielding Alex Kapranos Jeremy Irons |
| FEMALE Angelina Jolie Sherilyn Fenn Gwen Stefani Lene Nystrom Gillian Anderson Jane Goldman Dita Von Teese Barbarella Ginger Spice Rose McGowan Sophie Dahl Xenia Seeberg Marilyn Monroe |
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| The Totty Parlour |
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| * see the Crushzone for more info! |