Top 10 reasons Aragorn should NOT be King1. He might have never returned.
2. He's so scruffy...Hairagorn
3. He doesn't validate parking
4. How can you be king when your sword is broken
5. He drives a Range Rover
6. We saw him in Bree...eating cheese
7. He smells. When was his last bath?
8. Always has a bag of Kingsfoil
9. Like Boromir said "Gondor has no king...Gondor needs no king"
10. I don't think he wears pants under his robes
Top 10 reasons Not to smoke Pipeweed1. It gives you a long bottom
2. The shipments are being tracked
3. There is no reason #3
4. It makes your hair grow unnaturally long
5. The trees will start talking to you
6. Just say NO...
There are NO more reasons NOT to smoke pipeweed. Just a joke kids.
Top 10 reasons Hobbits are small....
1. You try living in a hole..
2. That much closer to the tap on a keg
3. So they will fit nicely in your pocketsesssss...
4. Stealth...stealth...stealth...
5. To make for a perfect sized snack
6. Their downsizing...
7. Fun at parties!!!
8. So they might be mistaken for a dwarf
9. Didn't eat their Wheaties
10. So that they might be inconspicuous if ever chosen by a wizard to go on a journey
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