Things they would never say
Treebeard- "Anyone got a toothpick."
Sauron- "Darn..dropped my contactlens."
Boromir - "Honest! I'll take the Ring to Mordor."
Gandalf - "Noo! Come back and save me, you fools!"
Meriadoc - The square root of 65 is clearly 8.06225774829854569236661323030378
Peregrin - Actually, I make it at 8.06225774829854569236661323030377
Aragorn- "Oh, no! We're out of soap!"
Legolas- "Has anyone seen my glasses?"
Eowyn- "Crap, I busted a nail."
Frodo to Gandalf- "It's past noon, why are you still wearing your robe?"
Balrog- "Ai! Ai! A Legolas. A Legolas is come!"
Sam- "I'm hungry. Lets's grill Bill.."
Arwen- "Buuurp!"
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