Things you shouldn't say to the cast of LotR..
Elijah - Wow, you look smaller in real life..
Sean B - I heard that you are a helicopter pilot in your new movie!
Gimli - Is your beard made of Tina Turner's left-over hair?
Saruman - Gee, where do you get your nails done?
Galadriel - Do you mind if I wash my hands in your pond?
Aragorn - Woo, when did you last take a shower?
Gandalf - White's definitely not your colour..
Bilbo - I invited all my relatives to the birthday party, at your house.
Legolas - I heard that modern elves tend to grow bold..
Sam - You do have green fingers!
Pippin - You could need a second breakfast and a third..
Dom - You played that Pippin character, right?!
Lurtz - Hey dude, you don't wear much make up, do you?
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