The Ring's Song at the Ford
(to the tune of "I Will Survive.")

When first I was made, I was electrified.
Kept thinking I'm just a ring with naff writing on my side.
But then I spent so many nights planning to be strong
And I did wrong, bringing trouble all along!!!

And so I'm back, getting on your case,
I just walk round to see that one-eyed look without a face.
I should have tempted Aragorn,
And that old Gandalf too,
If I thought for just one second I'd be Gollum's precious!
Eeewww!!!

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Put me on and disappear, scare hobbits by the score!!
Aren't I the one who might make Galadriel go mad?
Do you think I'm worth it, surely there's fun here to be had?
No not I? I'm not alive? Oh as long as I'm with Frodo
I've not long to survive.
I've got evil to display, make that poor Boromir sway,
I won't survive? Hey, hey!!!
It took everything I had not to fall apart,
And now I'm off to Rivendell, as the Wraiths depart.
I've spent so many nights, in Bilbo's company,
Now I am saving all my tricks up to escape from Mount Doom free!!

Oh I want to go! You ride through the wood?
Just turn round and Barrow Downs to me look pretty good!
Aren't I the one with troubles of my own?
I can be accessorized, but you don't ever want to know!
No not I? I Wanna to stay alive! Oh as long as I'm with Frodo
I've not long to survive.
Mordor is on the cards and that sword won't always be shards!!
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