1. Spell check?!
2. I will have to check with my staff...
3. What do you mean...what color am I??!!!
4. You can never have too many hats.
5. No thank you...I don't smoke
6. I think I will just hang out here for a while.
7. I don't care what's under the mountain.
8. Yes...I know Harry Potter.
9. Moria?...yes please.
10. I remember when I was a kid, we used to have to.....

Things Aragorn would not say....

1. I need a shave and a haircut
2. Oh...I thought you said Gondors "Ming" dynasty
3. Yes...I know Harry Potter too.
4. What could I possibly do with a broken sword?
5. I just date Arwen...
6. No...I'm not the Lone Ranger
7. What's Spidey-sense?
8. Brown just isn't my color
9. I don't feel like going
10. Reforge it yourself!!!

Dwarves would never say...

1. Here is some gold for you to borrow.
2. I like Elves
3. Can I ride your horse?
4. I'm entering a tossing contest.
5. We prefer the term "little people"
6. We will do the cleaning up
7. Hello, I'd like to make a donation....
8. I don't know who my father is.
9. I'm tired of living in this dingy mountain
10. Mines...what mines?

Elves would never say....

1. I'm dead on my feet.
2. Can you see that...I forgot my glasses.
3. Let's go spelunking
4. I'd die for a......
5. Elbereth who?
6. I'm thinking of dying my hair red...
7. Let's go talk to those Dwarves.
8. Magic...we don't need no stinking magic!
9. Are you going to eat that..
10. Orcs are like family.

Hobbits would never say.....

1. I'm considering joining a gym...or maybe Slimfast
2. Is this a lite beer?
3. I'm going to shave my feet
4. No thank you...I'm full
5. I'd like the dinner salad please.
6. Can I borrow your boat?
7. Is that a pistol in your.....(never mind)
8. I'm returning the spoons I borrowed.
9. So your moving to a third floor apartment.
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