Rules: 1.you can't tig on a tog Billy: Me and Dom just started tigging eachother, just touching eachother going "tig, tig, tig". Just like, for no reason, and then Sean (Astin) came over and started doing it as well. And then we'd say "tig, tig tag"
Dom: "tog tig"
Billy: ...for no reason. Then Elijah came over and said "What are you guys doing?" and we said "Oh we're playing a game called Tig" and he says "How do you play?". And then we spent like the next two hours making up rules...
Elijah: ...and trying to teach me and of course I was getting everything wrong because they were making it up as we go along...
Sean: We were getting frustrated that he wasn't following these new rules that we were continueing to make up..
Dom: So the three of us were constantly getting it right, every time Elijah tried a new way of tigging someone we would say "No, Elijah, you can't tig on a tog, you can't tag on a tig, you have to do an elephant impression if you're going to tig Billy, if Billy is going to tig you back, you have to get down on your knees and take your trousers down"...
Billy: "How many times Elijah? You can't double tig a tog..."
Dom: And for like three weeks he was saying how much he enjoyed playing tig...
Sean: And he wanted to get the rule book didn't he?
Billy: But you remember that we forgot to say that it was a wind-up, and it was like a year later and he says "Why do we never play tig?"
Elijah: My whole world came shattering down on me when they told me that was a lie cuz like, for a WHOLE YEAR, I believed that that was a real game and then they told me and--
2.you can't tag on a tig
3.you have to do an elephant impression if you're going to tig Billy
4.if Billy is going to tig you back, you have to get down on your knees and take your trousers down
5.You can't double tig a tog